OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored

[Squidusa]

Stranger: vagina.
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Stranger: slip and slides.
Stranger: nipples.
Stranger: kittens.
You: furballs !

A very intelligent and highbrow conversation followed that I'm sure. 

[Adam]

yes

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heylo.
You: guten tag!
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: hola.
Stranger: aloha.
Stranger: ummm..
You: bonjour
Stranger: greeteings.
Stranger: greetings**
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: hiya.
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: hello.
You: hey
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: gaf
Stranger: fag
Stranger: tag
Stranger: gat
You: mat
You: sat
You: cat
You: fat
You: twat
Stranger: fat
Stranger: twat..
Stranger: bahaha.
Stranger: niiiiiiiiiiiice
Stranger: nyce
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: rofl.
Stranger: haha.
You: lmao
Stranger: lmmfao.
You: pmsl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: pms.
You: pmslllllllll
Stranger: facebook.
Stranger: your mom.
Stranger: ur mum.
Stranger: fb.
Stranger: wtf.
Stranger: welcome to facebook.
Stranger: what the fuck.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: laugh out loud.
You: what the fucking fuck
Stranger: lots of love
Stranger: hahaha.
Stranger: fuck.
Stranger: sex.
Stranger: butts
Stranger: other things.
You: ass tits
Stranger: stds
Stranger: hahha.
Stranger: vaja.
Stranger: vag.
Stranger: gave.
Stranger: stds.
You: aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: sexy.
Stranger: smexy.
Stranger: smexful.
Stranger: lolsome.
You: midget porn
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: si.
You: ja ja ja
Stranger: uh-huh.
Stranger: hahha.
Stranger: thats spanish.
Stranger: english.
Stranger: mexican.
You: spinglish
Stranger: hawian.
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: spainglish.
Stranger: adam sandler.
Stranger: zohan.
Stranger: dont mess with the zohan.
You: allaha ackbar!
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: movies.
Stranger: yrs!
Stranger: yes**!
Stranger: taco.
Stranger: buritto.
You: pizza hut
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: taco bell.
Stranger: wendys.
Stranger: hasmburger place...
Stranger: uh..
Stranger: ARBYS!!!
Stranger: <3
You: mcdonalds
Stranger: ew.
Stranger: ick.
Stranger: uck.
Stranger: yuck.
Stranger: icky.
You: sicky
Stranger: gross.
Stranger: sticky.
You: mcyucky
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: mcflurry.
Stranger: have you had those?
Stranger: they
You: mcfucky
Stranger: are.
You: yeah
Stranger: GROSS
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: gorrillas.
Stranger: monkeys.
You: chimpanzees
Stranger: black people.
You: orangutans
Stranger: jk.
You: lol
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: kool aid.
Stranger: watermelon.
Stranger: cracker.
You: coconuts
Stranger: eminem.
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: chips.
You: MELONS
Stranger: popcorn..
Stranger: you mom.
Stranger: mily.
Stranger: milk*
Stranger: jugs.
Stranger: XXD
Stranger: vagina.
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Stranger: slip and slides.
Stranger: nipples.
Stranger: kittens.
You: furballs !
Stranger: puppies.
Stranger: dogsa.
Stranger: dogs*
You: woof woof
Stranger: dawwgs
Stranger: guys.
Stranger: men.
Stranger: boys.
Stranger: teens.
Stranger: teenagerds.
Stranger: girls.
Stranger: sex.
Stranger: underaged sex.
Stranger: underaged driving..
Stranger: drinking...
Stranger: disrespect.
Stranger: meow.
You: DEATH
Stranger: mew mew.
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: rebecca black..
Stranger: was driving..
You: friday!
Stranger: underaged...
Stranger: and DIED!
Stranger: hahha.
You: with no seatbelt
Stranger: yesterday was wednesday
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: she got raped...
Stranger: by the cliffs..
Stranger: that she fell off of.
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: :O

[eris]

I got bored, but didnt stay bored.

I only connected one time, and whoever it was was really boring.

[Squidusa]

I'm just using Caps lock , to see how many people I freak out / annoy. 

Stranger: hello

You: DO YOU LIKE BEASTIALITY

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: WOULD YOU EAT MY PUSSY

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Asl

You: FAGGOT YOU WILL BURN IN HELL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Talk to strangers!
10,279 strangers online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: KILL ME THEN EAT ME

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f

You: I HAVE BOTH

You: WOULD YOU FUCK ME

You: THEN KILL ME

You: AND EAT ME

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ohhh I'm having fun. 

[Squidusa]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I love you do you love me?

You: Wanna get married?

You: Lets have kids

You: I want to have your babies

Stranger: are you crazyyyyyy

You: Wanna come over?

Stranger: yuckkkkkkklkkkkkk.

You: Squirt goo out of your wee wee?

You: Don't answer that

Stranger: fuck yourselffffffffffff

You: I didn't mean to ask you that

Stranger: so..

Stranger: what..

You: That was for someone else

Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You: Just kidding , answer it

You: Don't answer it

Stranger: anop by sabat ko../

Stranger: ok

You: Answer it

You: Don't answer it

Stranger: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: Answer it

Stranger: funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You: Don't answer it.

Stranger: ano gd mn haw...?

Stranger: .

Stranger: ,

Stranger: ,,

Stranger: ,,

Stranger: ,

Stranger: ,

Stranger: ,

Stranger: ,

Stranger: ,

You: You don't say anyhing anymore

You: You just sit there

Stranger: ?
?
?
?
?
?
?

You: You say you're too tired.

You: Well I'm leaving you.

You: And I'm taking the kids

You: and the dog

You: and the rabbit

You: and the sink

You: and the house

Stranger: your asss too

You: and your money.

Stranger: your crazzzyyyyyyyy

Stranger: hahahahahaahahahahahhaahhaahah

You: I'm aquiring your I.P address now.

You: I'm gonna come over.

You: and rape you in your sleep.

Stranger: come...

You: You will when I force myself in you.

Stranger: i'll cut your neckk

Stranger: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You: I'm gonna shit over your face

You: and then cum in your eye

Stranger: don't force yourself...

You: then lick it off.

Stranger: ok you cAN DO WHAT EVER

You: Good, now bend over and take it like a good little bitch.

Stranger: U BICTH

You: You're the bitch.

You: Now shut up and get back in your chains.

Stranger: U

You: Or

Stranger: O

Stranger: A

Stranger: E

Stranger: I

Stranger: A

Stranger: B

Stranger: C

Stranger: D

You: I'll put your cock under the iron again.

Stranger: E

Stranger: F

Stranger: G

Stranger: H

Stranger: I

Stranger: J

Stranger: K

Stranger: L

Stranger: M

Stranger: N

Stranger: O

Stranger: P

Stranger: Q

Stranger: R

Stranger: S

Stranger: T

Stranger: U

Stranger: V

Stranger: W

Stranger: X

Stranger: Y

Stranger: Z...DONE..

Stranger: YES..

Stranger: I'M SATIZFIED

You: That's good , now.

You: Do you like Beastiality?

You: Do you dig shit out of your ass when constipated?

Stranger: WHAT

You: Do you dig shit out of your ass when constipated?

You: with a spoon?

You: or do you use your hands?

Stranger: WER ARE YOU NOW..COS I'M THINKING OF YOU..

You: I'm thinking of you as I finger myself.

Stranger: WAT..CONTINUE..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bless , he really tried hard. 

[Squidusa]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Can I stick your penis up my butthole?

You: ca I shit in your eye?

Stranger: girl or guy

You: I'M BOTH MOTHERFUCKER

Stranger: awsome

You: Can I lick your face?

Stranger: are u a gay faggot unicorn

You: Piss in your mouth?

You: Maybe I am maybe I'm not

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am dissapoint. 

[Squidusa]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Asl

You: IM UNDER YOUR BED

You: RAPING YOUR TEDDY

Stranger: O-rly

You: ya rly

You: wanna come over?

You: squirt goo out of your wee wee?

You: if you're a good boy , I'll unlock your chastity belt

Stranger: M/f

You: you don't do anything anymore

You: you just sit there

You: you're always too tired

You: and you never make me scream

You: well I'm leaving you

You: and I'm taking the children.

You: Roberto loved me more than you evder did.

You: I bet if I dressed you in maids outfit and made you mop the floor , you'd cream your little panties

You: what do you think?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had another but I accidentally disconnected and didn't get a chance to save it

[Squidusa]

Omegele now lets you ask two strangers a question. 
 .
here's one I just asked:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Can you herp your derp?

Stranger 1: Yes! Once I herped my derp so badly, I accidentally it.

Stranger 2: why would you wan to do that?

Stranger 1: As I said, I did it accidentally.

Stranger 1: Did you know there is a word in my language that has "derp" in it?

Stranger 1: And it means child's butt in English.

Stranger 2: what language is that

Stranger 1: German.

Stranger 2: so you herped and childs butt

Stranger 2: you rapist

Stranger 2: child molester

Stranger 2: i shall disconnect now

Stranger 2 has disconnected
 

[Squidusa]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Wanna cyber?

Stranger 2 has disconnected

OMG

Question to discuss:
Do you dig shit out of your ass when constipated?

Stranger 2: ya

Stranger 2: i use a spoon

Stranger 2: but i warm it up first

Stranger 2: its quite relzxing

Stranger 1: eurghh

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Squidusa]

I've been asking people what they would do if they were the size of godzilla on omegele.

I'd recommend you try it , it get's some interesting responses , one guy said he'd jizz over NYC. 

[Squidusa]

Currently trapping someone.

Stay tuned folks. 

[Squidusa]

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Does your milkshake bring the boys to the yard?

Stranger: only if they play cards

You: Would you play cards with me?

Stranger: na na na na

Stranger: im 22m u?

You: I'm 18 female.

You: What are you into?

Stranger: could you be slightly more specific, i wouldnt want to affend you

You: Oh don't worry , I'm hard to shock

You: I mean what are you into , what do you think is sexy?

Stranger: taller girls

Stranger: asses>boobs

Stranger: but both are amazing

Stranger: the female body is just fantastic

You: Ah fair enough , how tall are you?

Stranger: im 6'0

Stranger: 183 cm

You: I'm 5'10 but I have heels that make me about 6'1

Stranger: that is exactly what im talkin about

Stranger: 5'10 is just about the perfect height, still shorter than me but right up there

Stranger: what do you look like

Stranger: do you have a picture?

You: Sorry my camera broke and I bought a new laptop so I have none

Stranger: unfortunate

You: You know , I'm kind of horny.

You: Sorry , I'm very honest

You:

Stranger: ohh i believe it, i wish i could see what you looked like

You: Yeah I'm sorry.

Stranger: wekk describe yourself : )

Stranger: well*

You: Ok

You: I have long black hair , pretty average size boobs , not too big , not too small

You: What else you want to know?

Stranger: body size? slim, average, curves (my personal favorite), or a lil heavier

You: Hmm , I guess i'm kind of between average and curvy?

You: I'm not too sure really

Stranger: do you have any fetishes?

You: Hmm , well I've always found tall guys like REALLY tall guys hot.

You: What about you?

Stranger: i like to put my dick in your ass

Stranger: but only if you are into it, i find that soo stupid hott

You: Ha fair enough , I've always found anal hot.

You: You know , I'm kind of uh... touching myself , you're making me really horny baby.

Stranger: mm wish i was there so i could put my face between your legs and taste that pussy

You: If I was there , I'd lick your dick slowly..and massage it with my tongue

You: would you like that?

Stranger: id like that a lot, we could lay down and i could lick you and you could suck my dick

You: I'd rather push you onto the bed and sit on your dick

You: I want to feel you in me.

Stranger: sit on it

Stranger: reverse cowgirl

You: yup.

Stranger: i wanta see that ass

Stranger: fuck you feel so good, that warm pussy sliding up and down my dick

Stranger: and im grabbing your ass and pulling you back down on it harder

You: I'm moaning , you feel so good in me.

Stranger: im thrusting up into, i cant even control myself

Stranger: i lick one of my fingers and start rubbing your asshole, and then i push it in a little bit

Stranger: mm feeling it grab onto my finger as my dick keeps sliding in and out of your pussy

You: You feel so good... fuck me harder...

Stranger: i push you forward into doggy style

You: This is an odd request , but could you send me a picture of your dick? , when I get a webcam I'll send you a pic of myself nude.

Stranger: i cant i dont have a camera around : (

Stranger: i have a picture of me already on the computer

Stranger: but im not nude

You: Ah that'll do I'm imaginative

You: Send it to flutterbye@hmamail.com

Stranger: -removed photobucket album link-

Stranger: thats easier : )

You: ooh yes it is

You: Shit , my parents are home I gotta go.

Stranger: kk

You: Hope you had fun

Stranger: not as much as id hoped : P

You have disconnected.

[V]

My lack of ability to flirt with most people now has a use:


You: hi

Stranger: turn me on

Stranger:

You: how should I do that, are you like a lightbulb or something?

Stranger: no make me horny

You: Again how should I do that?, what turns you on?...

Apparently people arent up to deep discussions there

[bodie]

My first chat


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
HEY! LINK, LISTEN!!

Stranger: hi

You: im listening

You: what for?

Stranger: friendship

You: hmmmm

Stranger: n u?

You: yes

Stranger: then i'm George n u?

You: i am louise

Stranger: ok. from whre?

You: england

You: u?

Stranger: Ghana

You: george is a very english name?

Stranger: yeah

You: what do you do?

Stranger: Graphic Designer n u?

You: i am a dairy farmer assistant

Stranger: Nice one

You: how so?

Stranger: is not bad, any can we do more of this ever time?

You: i do hope you don't have the intention of talking dirty to me?

You: i get that a lot

Stranger: No

You: oh good

Stranger: I'm a Christian and i don't hate others

You: me too

Stranger: what church?

You: church of england

You: you?

Stranger: Pentecost

You: oh ok

Stranger: can we talk on phone if you dont mind?

Stranger: or email me

You: i am at work, i cant really use the phone

Stranger: ok. what of email?

You: you give me yours

Stranger: georgeamuzu@yahoo.com

You: ok i will george, i have to get back to milking my cows now

You: bye

Stranger: ok. hope to hear fro you soon

You: ok i will email you after work

Stranger: take care

You: xxx

Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You have disconnected.



then i find this guy

but didn't save the chat


this is fun!

[Squidusa]

Oh meow he IS cute , also good job Bodie. 

I'm wondering if Eris has saved that pic yet.