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OK so omegle.com is a place that you go to and it links you up on chat to a random stranger. From there you chat about whatever

Of course if you are bored anything can happen

Here is a couple of  example of what can happen if you are bored


Talking dirty



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             You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: 18 , f , horny

You: Wow that is awesome

Stranger: are you horny

You: Indeed.

Stranger: talk dirty to me

Stranger: make me orgasm

You: OK. Not very good at this but I will do my best. Not done it before

Stranger: its okay

Stranger: try your best

You: OK Swill buck filled with pigs vomit, regurgiated half masticated offal and random deposits of faeces. Fuck I am actually not bad.

You: Fuck I am horny

You: I could roll in that shit all day

You: Damn is it hot in here or what?

You: Mudslides and unclean toilets and a descent into unseen sewers.....

You: Ok your turn

Stranger: that was terrible

You: Indeed and exciting or have I missed the whole point of talking dirty?

You: What about Rat infested basements unclean for years and tripping into it face first. That would be kind of dirty

You: Certainly not clean

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ever chatted to a crazy person?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hii

You: Hello

You: How you doing?

Stranger: good and yourself?

You: Really good

You: Do you believe in the Illuminatii?

You: Sorry bit random

Stranger: i dont have a clue what that is .. could you explain it to me?

You: Sure.

You: There is a theory that the powerful families in Europe actually are that influential and powerful that they dictate much of the global ins and outs

You: The majority of the world are puppets to their machinations

You: I didn't until...

You: three days ago

Stranger: why?

You: Well I believe that it filters down (power and misuse) through various intermediatries

You: The media is controlled by a select few and have immense power and so does the psycholgists and laemakers

You: lawmakers

You: Anyhow....

You: Three days ago I decided to "buck the system"

Stranger: how so?

You: Well before my trial I was told by both my lawyer (yeah see above) AND my shrink (see above) that before my trial I ought to stay on my medication for Schitzophrenia

You: I think they were trying to make me a lamb to the slaughter at trial

Stranger: did you take the meds?

You: Hell no and I see things better now. They are evil.

You: All of them.

You: They are corrupt.

Stranger: what country do you live in?

You: The people that were stalking me deserved it

Stranger: italy?

You: Another oppressed regime

You: Mafia has nothing on the power and influence of Rothchild

You: The police are puppets

You: They deserved it and their cars could be replaced

You: I keep hearing knocks on my door at 2 am and when I check there is no-one there.

You: They are trying to force me into doing something crazy but I am onto them

You: I have been researching somethings on the internet that will protect me

You: Going back to the old ways before the days of Rothchild

You: Pagan ways

You: Hello?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: im here

You: Nothing worse than trying to get inside someones head and play with your mind and they do it to us all by appealing to our consumerism

You: Our belief of media and religion and want to "fit in"

You: We become drones....lambs to the slaughter

You: No me and at trial I will be protected from their brainwashing

You: Makes sense all of it now

You: Why would they deny? Because they are trying to control but controlled themselve by individuals higher in power and influence than they are

Stranger: well, i live in america and if anything like this ever happened, youll have a bunch of angry people

You: They think they own the game but they are soldiers for a cause that they don't believe in

You: If you have a sec just google something for me

You: "Federal reserve".

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Reserve_System

You: That is truth, fact and scary

You: See it sounds like a government institution and people don't question it

You: This is scary

You: You got that link?

Stranger: yep

You: This is the central banking system of America run by a handful of powerful Eurpoean families that have a licence to print their own money....literally

You: The banking institutions that own shares in it are all rich affluent members of the world.

You: Head of is the Rothchild familt.

You: family

You: This family and others have been financial backers of most political appoimtments and own or have majority shares in Media, Infrastructure and banking and practically every aspect of our consumer lifestyles.

You: They are not confined to th laws of the world they make and break people at whim

You: Not me

You: They are like demons

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 09:09:34 AM »
Maybe I could chat with random strangers about hoarding!  :zoinks:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 09:37:07 AM »
Had to get my reading glasses, but it was worth it.  :rofl:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 11:40:17 AM »
Oh my!!!!!!  Lady Weeble my smelling salts, quickly!   
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 02:02:43 PM »
I lol'ed at the first convo, I'm actually gonna use that technique to scare someone off. :zoinks:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 04:07:55 PM »
Oh my!!!!!!  Lady Weeble my smelling salts, quickly!   

Oh my heavens! Here I am, Your Majesty! Lie down and elevate your feet!   :GA:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 05:26:25 PM »
Those are good. Is the You, you?

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 05:49:32 PM »
Sir Les

I think I recognised the handwriting in the first one as Judy's. WTF have you gotten yourself into? :eyebrows:

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2010, 04:18:04 AM »
That was NOT me in there. I never visit Omegle, whatever the hell that is... ::)

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2010, 09:23:13 PM »
That was NOT me in there. I never visit Omegle, whatever the hell that is... ::)

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2010, 12:09:58 AM »
 :plus: Thanks for the laugh!

Good impersonation of Lit on the first one  :thumbup:

Actually and kind of on the second one too :roflol:

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2010, 11:13:24 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahHAHAHahahaHaHaHahahahahahaheheheheheheheheeheeehee hee... haha... ho... hehehe..

***sniff***

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2010, 12:12:04 PM »
Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them.  :evillaugh:
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2010, 12:19:32 PM »
Am chatting. This is actually kinda fun. You realize how many stupid people there are ALL over the world and how easy it is to fuck with them.  :evillaugh:

There are, aren't there. More than 5,000,000,000 of them according to my slide-rule and abacus.

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2010, 07:48:33 AM »
That's probably fairly accurate.
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