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Offline bodie

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #165 on: October 28, 2011, 05:27:00 AM »
Oh meow he IS cute , also good job Bodie.  :2thumbsup:

I'm wondering if Eris has saved that pic yet.  :laugh:

yes he was cute,  he told me all about what he was doing with that hand too,

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You: im a woman btw

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #166 on: October 30, 2011, 04:43:10 PM »
its not quite omegel but this is what i do to people over facebook on a regular basis... usually my sisters friends


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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #167 on: September 07, 2013, 09:44:21 AM »


Forgot how funny this was.

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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #168 on: September 07, 2013, 09:46:06 AM »
What....I just went to Omegle and its got a lame sign on the landing page that says,"Pervs are banned"...

God, I'm so tempted to....
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Re: OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored
« Reply #169 on: September 07, 2013, 11:13:04 AM »
Hah! Squiddy was really funny with this.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"