OK it is immature, silly, pointless and everything, but.....I was bored

[Squidusa]

Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: F here
You: Hippo here.
Stranger: Hippo:) ?
You: Yup Hippo
You: I'm a very intelligent Hippo , my zookeeper taught me how to use the internets.
Stranger: F o rm
Stranger: Haha
You: Lol , so do you have any children?
Stranger: Nope i am 15
You: I have three , there father had to be moved to a different zoo after he tried to eat one though , the bastard.
Stranger: U?
You: 15? , you must be ready to mate now!
You: I mated when I was 12.
Stranger: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[eris]

 

[Squidusa]

 

[Eclair]

Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.

[Eclair]

Ugggh...I didn't want to do it; but I did.

Curse Les. Curse him!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi
You: We have one ticket left.
Stranger: hi
You: Shy?
You: The ticket is free.
Stranger: asl
You: What country are you in?
Stranger: ur sex
You: This is a serious offer.
You: We need a random stranger.
You: And you may be it.
You: Week holiday.
You: All paid for.
Stranger: india
You: Can you cook curry?
You: What's your favourite curry?
Stranger: r u a girl
You: Yes, a woman.
You: Now, answer the question.
You: Would you like to be used as a sexual toy for a week?
Stranger: age
Stranger: yes
You: Listen, I'm offering you a free ticket to a beautiful Island, group sex...perhaps you should get some manners.
You: Now, what kind of curry do you like?
You: Do you like it with extra chilli?
Stranger: i will ready to fuck u
You: Like a vindaloo?
You: Because I'd like you to clean your bowels out, with a nice hot curry. Then an enema, and me and my two friends will fuck your Indian ass hard with our strapons.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ur age
You: Then when we are finished, we will laugh at what a greedy whore you were and make you wear a pink frilly apron and cook us dinner.
You: And serve it to us. On your knees.
You: Sound like a deal?
Stranger: do u have used condom
You: A strapon is not capable of ejaculating. You can clean it and suck it with your whory little mouth first. Wash it with your tongue.
Stranger: i will fuck ur mother ok
You: My Mother is dead.
You: If you like old women, my friends and I can force you to fuck Lorna, our housekeeper.
You: She's 63.
Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly
You: That sentence doesn't make sense.
Stranger: then i will fuck ur doughter
You: You must be able to speak English properly.
You: Which it seems you can't.
You: And, you can't even convey what curry you like.
You: Seems like you are useless and hardly worthy of a free ticket to my Island.
Stranger: i say that i will fuck ur sister
You: Gonna be pretty hard when you are shackled up and have your cock restrained, bitch.
Stranger: first tell ur age
You: Sounds like you have issues with wanting to rape women.
You: How bout we rape your sad little black curry ass?
You: And make you cry like a girl?
You: That sounds like more fun.
You: Send my regards to Bangalore.

[Squidusa]

Ugggh...I didn't want to do it; but I did.

Curse Les. Curse him!

------------------------------------------------------------------

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi
You: We have one ticket left.
Stranger: hi
You: Shy?
You: The ticket is free.
Stranger: asl
You: What country are you in?
Stranger: ur sex
You: This is a serious offer.
You: We need a random stranger.
You: And you may be it.
You: Week holiday.
You: All paid for.
Stranger: india
You: Can you cook curry?
You: What's your favourite curry?
Stranger: r u a girl
You: Yes, a woman.
You: Now, answer the question.
You: Would you like to be used as a sexual toy for a week?
Stranger: age
Stranger: yes
You: Listen, I'm offering you a free ticket to a beautiful Island, group sex...perhaps you should get some manners.
You: Now, what kind of curry do you like?
You: Do you like it with extra chilli?
Stranger: i will ready to fuck u
You: Like a vindaloo?
You: Because I'd like you to clean your bowels out, with a nice hot curry. Then an enema, and me and my two friends will fuck your Indian ass hard with our strapons.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ur age
You: Then when we are finished, we will laugh at what a greedy whore you were and make you wear a pink frilly apron and cook us dinner.
You: And serve it to us. On your knees.
You: Sound like a deal?
Stranger: do u have used condom
You: A strapon is not capable of ejaculating. You can clean it and suck it with your whory little mouth first. Wash it with your tongue.
Stranger: i will fuck ur mother ok
You: My Mother is dead.
You: If you like old women, my friends and I can force you to fuck Lorna, our housekeeper.
You: She's 63.
Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly
You: That sentence doesn't make sense.
Stranger: then i will fuck ur doughter
You: You must be able to speak English properly.
You: Which it seems you can't.
You: And, you can't even convey what curry you like.
You: Seems like you are useless and hardly worthy of a free ticket to my Island.
Stranger: i say that i will fuck ur sister
You: Gonna be pretty hard when you are shackled up and have your cock restrained, bitch.
Stranger: first tell ur age
You: Sounds like you have issues with wanting to rape women.
You: How bout we rape your sad little black curry ass?
You: And make you cry like a girl?
You: That sounds like more fun.
You: Send my regards to Bangalore.

 

[Al Swearegen]

Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.

If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.

No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry 

[Eclair]

Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.

If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.

No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry 

Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked...

[Al Swearegen]

Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.

If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.

No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry 

Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked...

  That was the bonus plan you got.

[Callaway]

Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.

If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.

No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry 

Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked...

Well, he did say yes, he liked a Vindaloo, or was that yes, he would clean his bowels out with a nice hot curry, then an enema so you and your two friends could fuck his Indian ass hard with your strapons?

In any case, I didn't understand what this was supposed to mean, either:

"Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly"

[Squidusa]

Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.

If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.

No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry 

Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked...

Well, he did say yes, he liked a Vindaloo, or was that yes, he would clean his bowels out with a nice hot curry, then an enema so you and your two friends could fuck his Indian ass hard with your strapons?

In any case, I didn't understand what this was supposed to mean, either:

"Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly"

It seems like he's asking how long it'd take Eclair to orgasm if he fucks her hardly. (How many = How many minutes?)

[midlifeaspie]

Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.

If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.

No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry 

Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked...

Well, he did say yes, he liked a Vindaloo, or was that yes, he would clean his bowels out with a nice hot curry, then an enema so you and your two friends could fuck his Indian ass hard with your strapons?

In any case, I didn't understand what this was supposed to mean, either:

"Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly"

It seems like he's asking how long it'd take Eclair to orgasm if he fucks her hardly. (How many = How many minutes?)

I thought he meant "how many of me would it take since I can hardly fuck you", meaning she would need several of him to equal one real man

['andersom']

Goddamn Les and this thread. Every single time it makes me shimmy over to Omegle for some random strangeness.

If it makes you feel any better, I never go there any more. I got bored and moved on.

No doesn't make you feel better...Oh, ok. Sorry 

Geez, all I wanted to know was what kind of curry he liked...

Well, he did say yes, he liked a Vindaloo, or was that yes, he would clean his bowels out with a nice hot curry, then an enema so you and your two friends could fuck his Indian ass hard with your strapons?

In any case, I didn't understand what this was supposed to mean, either:

"Stranger: how many do u take if i fuck u hardly"

It seems like he's asking how long it'd take Eclair to orgasm if he fucks her hardly. (How many = How many minutes?)

I thought he meant "how many of me would it take since I can hardly fuck you", meaning she would need several of him to equal one real man

I thought he wanted to know how much he would have to take from his bank-account to be allowed to even think of fucking her.

[normal_impaired]

I figured I'd give it a try, here's my first convo:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: NIGGER
You: Sorry, I'm not black
Stranger: SPICK
You: Guess again
Stranger: CHINK
You: You still don't get it
Stranger: WHITE
You: shut off caps lock and say that again if you wanna be right
Stranger: BUTT FUCK MONKEY SHIT
You: Ok, it took me a second but I now have your IP address and I'm using it to find your geolocation
Stranger: ?
You: Basically what I'm doing is figuring out where you are right now
You: Hey, as it turns out, you're not that far from me, I'm putting your location into my GPS
You: Now that I know where you are I'm gonna swing by your house with a baseball bat and teach you about race relations.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hah, second time that's worked for me in a chat room, truth is I have no idea what his/her IP was.

[Squidusa]

I figured I'd give it a try, here's my first convo:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: NIGGER
You: Sorry, I'm not black
Stranger: SPICK
You: Guess again
Stranger: CHINK
You: You still don't get it
Stranger: WHITE
You: shut off caps lock and say that again if you wanna be right
Stranger: BUTT FUCK MONKEY SHIT
You: Ok, it took me a second but I now have your IP address and I'm using it to find your geolocation
Stranger: ?
You: Basically what I'm doing is figuring out where you are right now
You: Hey, as it turns out, you're not that far from me, I'm putting your location into my GPS
You: Now that I know where you are I'm gonna swing by your house with a baseball bat and teach you about race relations.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hah, second time that's worked for me in a chat room, truth is I have no idea what his/her IP was.

 

Evil , but I like it.