Why I prefer the term Asper

[WolFish]

Because in addition to being a diminutive term,
"Aspie" is an unfortunate choice of syllables.

[Frolic_Fun]

I prefer the term Assburger.

['andersom']

Asper means tribulation, hardship, too. In that way it fits. It's not the easiest way to be.

[Frolic_Fun]

It can also mean spoiled, lazy, smelly etc.

[The_Chosen_One]

Could be worse, you could be aspirin' to be an Aspro. 

['andersom']

It can also mean spoiled, lazy, smelly etc.

 

Well, that will take care of Aspiesupremacy thoughts then.

[WolFish]

Asper means tribulation, hardship, too. In that way it fits. It's not the easiest way to be.

I didn't know that.
That's cool. I like it even better now.

Whoever pee'd out of their ass anyway?
Aha! T-shirt idea!
Photoshop, anyone?

[Frolic_Fun]

Could be worse, you could be aspirin' to be an Aspro.  

Or if you want to look like a complete twat, "aspire" would be a good word. I'm not an aspie, I'm an aspire.

["couldbecousin"]

Could be worse, you could be aspirin' to be an Aspro. 

I have a bottle of  aspirin  in my purse at all times! 

['andersom']

Could be worse, you could be aspirin' to be an Aspro. 

I have a bottle of  aspirin  in my purse at all times! 

Aspirin and I don't get along at all.

[Gluey]

I like Aspertard.  I tell people who are clueless on the subject of Aspergers syndrome that I got it from consuming too much Aspartame.

[Eclair]

I always blame the Asparagus.

It's the root cause of being an Ass Burger.