Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?

[The_Chosen_One]

Don't forget the 

[DukeNukem]

Don't forget the 

Oh shit... Are your lives so miserable that you have to down all of that booze just to be able to sit there without contemplating suicide? I feel so sorry for you guys... NOT!

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

[The_Chosen_One]

Don't forget the 

Oh shit... Are your lives so miserable that you have to down all of that booze just to be able to sit there without contemplating suicide? I feel so sorry for you guys... NOT!

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

So was Wifrid Brambell in 'A Hard Days' Night'...... Until he became the 'Dirty Old Man' of Steptoe & Son fame.

Oh, well, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, all that's left is playing with other blokes.

Oh, and one last thing, you ARE so god-damn literal, aren't you.

[DukeNukem]

Don't forget the 

Oh shit... Are your lives so miserable that you have to down all of that booze just to be able to sit there without contemplating suicide? I feel so sorry for you guys... NOT!

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

So was Wifrid Brambell in 'A Hard Days' Night'...... Until he became the 'Dirty Old Man' of Steptoe & Son fame.

Oh, well, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, all that's left is playing with other blokes.

Oh, and one last thing, you ARE so god-damn literal, aren't you.

HEY!

Don't you de-karma me! I am NOT a Liberal! This is like I said, you morons keep on coming up with lies against me. And now this is turning political? Just because I am straighter and cleaner than Mr. Clean's dick doesn't make me a Liberal.

You morons do NOT know anything!

[P7PSP]

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

That's very special. And the word TCO used in his post is literal not liberal. Reading comprehension not there today?

[DukeNukem]

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

That's very special. And the word TCO used in his post is literal not liberal. Reading comprehension not there today?

I got a GED about a year ago, so I should have pretty damn good reading comprehension! I bet half of you can't even read the menu at the fast food place, so don't piss on me for reading one word wrongly.

And I'm still not a Liberal, dammit! I don't do politics!

[Queen Victoria]

"Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!"

Anyone whe does alcohol or drugs is an idiot!

Queen's English, please.

I do tolerate "ain't" simply because so many of the nobility use it, but I would prefer that the royals do not.

[Queen Victoria]

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

That's very special. And the word TCO used in his post is literal not liberal. Reading comprehension not there today?

I got a GED about a year ago, so I should have pretty damn good reading comprehension! I bet half of you can't even read the menu at the fast food place, so don't piss on me for reading one word wrongly.

And I'm still not a Liberal, dammit! I don't do politics!

You do take baths.
You don't drink alcoholic beverages.
You don't smoke anything.
You don't do drugs.
You don't do politics.
You don't have sex.

Boy I bet you're the life of the party.

[P7PSP]

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

That's very special. And the word TCO used in his post is literal not liberal. Reading comprehension not there today?

I got a GED about a year ago, so I should have pretty damn good reading comprehension! I bet half of you can't even read the menu at the fast food place, so don't piss on me for reading one word wrongly.

And I'm still not a Liberal, dammit! I don't do politics!

Should being the operative word.

"Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!"

Anyone whe does alcohol or drugs is an idiot!

Queen's English, please.

I do tolerate "ain't" simply because so many of the nobility use it, but I would prefer that the royals do not.

Fo real.

[RageBeoulve]

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

That's very special. And the word TCO used in his post is literal not liberal. Reading comprehension not there today?

I got a GED about a year ago, so I should have pretty damn good reading comprehension! I bet half of you can't even read the menu at the fast food place, so don't piss on me for reading one word wrongly.

And I'm still not a Liberal, dammit! I don't do politics!

You do take baths.
You don't drink alcoholic beverages.
You don't smoke anything.
You don't do drugs.
You don't do politics.
You don't have sex.

Boy I bet you're the life of the party.

ITT: Someone who KNOWS that they are boring and balances himself out by acting like a huge badass on the internet.

[DukeNukem]

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

That's very special. And the word TCO used in his post is literal not liberal. Reading comprehension not there today?

I got a GED about a year ago, so I should have pretty damn good reading comprehension! I bet half of you can't even read the menu at the fast food place, so don't piss on me for reading one word wrongly.

And I'm still not a Liberal, dammit! I don't do politics!

You do take baths.
You don't drink alcoholic beverages.
You don't smoke anything.
You don't do drugs.
You don't do politics.
You don't have sex.

Boy I bet you're the life of the party.

ITT: Someone who KNOWS that they are boring and balances himself out by acting like a huge badass on the internet.

Wow... just... wow... You think that people who do not engage in self-destructive actions are boring?

Well, it's YOUR funeral after all, you ass pie. But the real question is: Will God have mercy on your soul?

[odeon]

Don't forget the 

Oh shit... Are your lives so miserable that you have to down all of that booze just to be able to sit there without contemplating suicide? I feel so sorry for you guys... NOT!

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

I assume you aren't old enough?

[ῦ]

No such person as God.

A little drink now and then isn't self destructive - in fact, research suggests it may even be beneficial to your health you have a little drink now and again.

[odeon]

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

That's very special. And the word TCO used in his post is literal not liberal. Reading comprehension not there today?

I got a GED about a year ago, so I should have pretty damn good reading comprehension! I bet half of you can't even read the menu at the fast food place, so don't piss on me for reading one word wrongly.

And I'm still not a Liberal, dammit! I don't do politics!

Commie bastard.

[odeon]

I am a clean person. I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I don't smoke anything, I don't do drugs. Anyone who does alcohol or drugs are idiots!

That's very special. And the word TCO used in his post is literal not liberal. Reading comprehension not there today?

I got a GED about a year ago, so I should have pretty damn good reading comprehension! I bet half of you can't even read the menu at the fast food place, so don't piss on me for reading one word wrongly.

And I'm still not a Liberal, dammit! I don't do politics!

You do take baths.
You don't drink alcoholic beverages.
You don't smoke anything.
You don't do drugs.
You don't do politics.
You don't have sex.

Boy I bet you're the life of the party.