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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #225 on: September 05, 2010, 08:28:14 PM »
:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing.  :eiffel: :viking:

Broadening, or lowering?  :laugh:

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.
:indeed: A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

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A man's penis should exceed his grasp.
Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

Yes, Well both James the Apostle and King James had problems in that area, so they would say that.
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #226 on: September 05, 2010, 08:28:34 PM »
:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing.  :eiffel: :viking:

Broadening, or lowering?  :laugh:

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.
:indeed: A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.
Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

The Bible says no such filthy thing, young man!  :prude:
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #227 on: September 05, 2010, 08:30:09 PM »
:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing.  :eiffel: :viking:

Broadening, or lowering?  :laugh:

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.
:indeed: A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.
Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

The Bible says no such filthy thing, young man!  :prude:
Damn, you're not going to spank me are you?  :zoinks:

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #228 on: September 05, 2010, 08:54:57 PM »
:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing.  :eiffel: :viking:

Broadening, or lowering?  :laugh:

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.
:indeed: A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.
Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

The Bible says no such filthy thing, young man!  :prude:
Damn, you're not going to spank me are you?  :zoinks:

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt! :thumbdn:

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #229 on: September 05, 2010, 09:01:56 PM »
:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing.  :eiffel: :viking:

Broadening, or lowering?  :laugh:

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.
:indeed: A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.
Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

The Bible says no such filthy thing, young man!  :prude:
Damn, you're not going to spank me are you?  :zoinks:

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt! :thumbdn:

To us she IS a young blonde 20-something chick. I think you must have been reffering to yourself on the old-as-shit comment, Judy.

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #230 on: September 05, 2010, 09:03:51 PM »
I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #231 on: September 05, 2010, 09:08:33 PM »
I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

On his arse would be an open target; upside of his pointed head he would have to drop his dacks first. Even then, you'd need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it.

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #232 on: September 05, 2010, 09:11:26 PM »
I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

On his arse would be an open target; upside of his pointed head he would have to drop his dacks first. Even then, you'd need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it.

Oh noes, I got the old ladies angry at me! I'd better walk run away before they catch up to me on their walkers and try to "spank" ME! :zoinks:

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #233 on: September 05, 2010, 09:13:23 PM »
I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

On his arse would be an open target; upside of his pointed head he would have to drop his dacks first. Even then, you'd need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it.

Oh noes, I got the old ladies angry at me! I'd better walk run away before they catch up to me on their walkers and try to "spank" ME! :zoinks:

Who says we walk?  I'd simply run you down and say the pedal on the Toyota stuck.
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #234 on: September 05, 2010, 09:18:38 PM »
I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

On his arse would be an open target; upside of his pointed head he would have to drop his dacks first. Even then, you'd need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it.

Oh noes, I got the old ladies angry at me! I'd better walk run away before they catch up to me on their walkers and try to "spank" ME! :zoinks:

Who says we walk?  I'd simply run you down and say the pedal on the Toyota stuck.

Don't forget to back up, or you could do a 3-point turn on him.

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #235 on: September 05, 2010, 09:19:37 PM »

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt! :thumbdn:
Do women kick your ass often Judy? Was it Meadow?  :hahaha:

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #236 on: September 05, 2010, 09:22:13 PM »

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt! :thumbdn:
Do women kick your ass often Judy? Was it Meadow?  :hahaha:

No, but they can KISS my ass! Bitches! :finger:

And I bet someone will post some lame ass Kiss song right after this post. ::)

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #237 on: September 05, 2010, 09:25:53 PM »

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt! :thumbdn:
Do women kick your ass often Judy? Was it Meadow?  :hahaha:

No, but they can KISS my ass! Bitches! :finger:

And I bet someone will post some lame ass Kiss song right after this post. ::)
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #238 on: September 05, 2010, 09:26:49 PM »

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt! :thumbdn:
Do women kick your ass often Judy? Was it Meadow?  :hahaha:

No, but they can KISS my ass! Bitches! :finger:

And I bet someone will post some lame ass Kiss song right after this post. ::)

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #239 on: September 06, 2010, 12:23:55 AM »
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