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Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #165 on: September 03, 2010, 03:54:40 AM »
I'm sure if you search hard enough, there will be a porn star called Meadow somewhere.
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #166 on: September 03, 2010, 11:00:43 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 03, 2010, 03:54:40 AM
I'm sure if you search hard enough, there will be a porn star called Meadow somewhere.

Meadow Lea?

The one that spreads easier than the rest?
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #167 on: September 03, 2010, 11:17:14 AM »
Quote from: Judy on September 03, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
Do you really expect me to masturbate to that? :duh:

Yes.
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #168 on: September 03, 2010, 11:29:22 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 03, 2010, 11:17:14 AM
Quote from: Judy on September 03, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
Do you really expect me to masturbate to that? :duh:

Yes.

It'll be the closest bush he'll get to.
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #169 on: September 03, 2010, 11:34:17 AM »
Here's another bush he can masturbate to:

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #170 on: September 03, 2010, 11:37:10 AM »
No, that's part of the Fox News staff porn collection... I doubt anyone else can fap to that.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #171 on: September 03, 2010, 11:40:46 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 03, 2010, 11:37:10 AM
No, that's part of the Fox News staff porn collection... I doubt anyone else can fap to that.

No wonder Energizers are stuffed - Dubya just fucked the bunny.
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #172 on: September 03, 2010, 03:04:30 PM »
I am not a bushwhacker you fudgepuckers! :wanker:
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #173 on: September 03, 2010, 04:25:33 PM »
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #174 on: September 03, 2010, 10:46:24 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 03, 2010, 04:25:33 PM


Hope that finger was lubricated....

no, wait, Judy prefers un-lubricated fingers. Friction burns, remember?
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #175 on: September 04, 2010, 06:29:49 AM »
Quote from: Steve-O on September 03, 2010, 10:46:24 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 03, 2010, 04:25:33 PM


Hope that finger was lubricated....

no, wait, Judy prefers un-lubricated fingers. Friction burns, remember?

I don't like Bush, okay? So you can drop it NOW! :finger:
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #176 on: September 04, 2010, 07:10:29 AM »
Quote from: Judy on September 04, 2010, 06:29:49 AM
Quote from: Steve-O on September 03, 2010, 10:46:24 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 03, 2010, 04:25:33 PM


Hope that finger was lubricated....

no, wait, Judy prefers un-lubricated fingers. Friction burns, remember?

I don't like Bush, okay? So you can drop it NOW! :finger:

I know. You like big cock.  :LOL:
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #177 on: September 04, 2010, 07:11:59 AM »
Oh my fucking lol, that was set up beautifully, even if unintended.  :LMAO:
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #178 on: September 04, 2010, 07:19:00 AM »
hahahahahaha Sir_Les. :plus:
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Re: Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?
« Reply #179 on: September 04, 2010, 03:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Judy on September 04, 2010, 06:29:49 AM
Quote from: Steve-O on September 03, 2010, 10:46:24 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 03, 2010, 04:25:33 PM


Hope that finger was lubricated....

no, wait, Judy prefers un-lubricated fingers. Friction burns, remember?

I don't like Bush, okay? So you can drop it NOW! :finger:

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