Could Be Cousin, what the Hell?!?

[Queen Victoria]

:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing. 

Broadening, or lowering? 

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.

A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.

Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

Yes, Well both James the Apostle and King James had problems in that area, so they would say that.

["couldbecousin"]

:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing. 

Broadening, or lowering? 

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.

A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.

Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

The Bible says no such filthy thing, young man! 

[P7PSP]

:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing. 

Broadening, or lowering? 

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.

A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.

Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

The Bible says no such filthy thing, young man! 

Damn, you're not going to spank me are you? 

[DukeNukem]

:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing. 

Broadening, or lowering? 

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.

A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.

Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

The Bible says no such filthy thing, young man! 

Damn, you're not going to spank me are you? 

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt!

[The_Chosen_One]

:lol: You are posting good songs today. I never heard Who Farted before today. Broadening horizons is a good thing. 

Broadening, or lowering? 

Horizons are there to be reached. And exceeded.

A mans horizon should exceed his grasp.

WRONG

A man's penis should exceed his grasp.

Wrong, a man should always be able to grasp his penis. I think the Bible says so.

The Bible says no such filthy thing, young man! 

Damn, you're not going to spank me are you? 

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt!

To us she IS a young blonde 20-something chick. I think you must have been reffering to yourself on the old-as-shit comment, Judy.

[Queen Victoria]

I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

[The_Chosen_One]

I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

On his arse would be an open target; upside of his pointed head he would have to drop his dacks first. Even then, you'd need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it.

[DukeNukem]

I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

On his arse would be an open target; upside of his pointed head he would have to drop his dacks first. Even then, you'd need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it.

Oh noes, I got the old ladies angry at me! I'd better walk run away before they catch up to me on their walkers and try to "spank" ME!

[Queen Victoria]

I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

On his arse would be an open target; upside of his pointed head he would have to drop his dacks first. Even then, you'd need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it.

Oh noes, I got the old ladies angry at me! I'd better walk run away before they catch up to me on their walkers and try to "spank" ME!

Who says we walk?  I'd simply run you down and say the pedal on the Toyota stuck.

[The_Chosen_One]

I am 61 and have an old, wrinkly hand which is not bony, but packs a wallop.  Would you care for it on your ass or upside your pointed head, dirtbag?

On his arse would be an open target; upside of his pointed head he would have to drop his dacks first. Even then, you'd need a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it.

Oh noes, I got the old ladies angry at me! I'd better walk run away before they catch up to me on their walkers and try to "spank" ME!

Who says we walk?  I'd simply run you down and say the pedal on the Toyota stuck.

Don't forget to back up, or you could do a 3-point turn on him.

[P7PSP]

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt!

Do women kick your ass often Judy? Was it Meadow?  

[DukeNukem]

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt!

Do women kick your ass often Judy? Was it Meadow?  

No, but they can KISS my ass! Bitches!

And I bet someone will post some lame ass Kiss song right after this post.

[P7PSP]

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt!

Do women kick your ass often Judy? Was it Meadow?  

No, but they can KISS my ass! Bitches!

And I bet someone will post some lame ass Kiss song right after this post.

[The_Chosen_One]

Don't flatter yourself. CBC is not some young blonde 20-something chick, she is as old as shit. If a wrinkly, bony hand spanks your ass, it will hurt!

Do women kick your ass often Judy? Was it Meadow?  

No, but they can KISS my ass! Bitches!

And I bet someone will post some lame ass Kiss song right after this post.

You wants, you gets;



To me it ROCKS!

[odeon]