A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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If you asked him he'd probably kill you. Like I said, he's the final boss. Level 99999999999 equipped with a 4 STR 4 STAM LEEATHER BELT
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:31:14 AMIf you asked him he'd probably kill you. Like I said, he's the final boss. Level 99999999999 equipped with a 4 STR 4 STAM LEEATHER BELTHe'd have to catch me first, pffft.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:33:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:31:14 AMIf you asked him he'd probably kill you. Like I said, he's the final boss. Level 99999999999 equipped with a 4 STR 4 STAM LEEATHER BELTHe'd have to catch me first, pffft. Orbital Ion cannons.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:34:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:33:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:31:14 AMIf you asked him he'd probably kill you. Like I said, he's the final boss. Level 99999999999 equipped with a 4 STR 4 STAM LEEATHER BELTHe'd have to catch me first, pffft. Orbital Ion cannons.All speculative. He can't even hold a spoon yet. I ain't scared.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:35:55 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:34:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:33:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:31:14 AMIf you asked him he'd probably kill you. Like I said, he's the final boss. Level 99999999999 equipped with a 4 STR 4 STAM LEEATHER BELTHe'd have to catch me first, pffft. Orbital Ion cannons.All speculative. He can't even hold a spoon yet. I ain't scared. Lmao. People are paid to hold a spoon for him. Plus, he's the antichrist.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:37:03 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:35:55 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:34:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:33:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:31:14 AMIf you asked him he'd probably kill you. Like I said, he's the final boss. Level 99999999999 equipped with a 4 STR 4 STAM LEEATHER BELTHe'd have to catch me first, pffft. Orbital Ion cannons.All speculative. He can't even hold a spoon yet. I ain't scared. Lmao. People are paid to hold a spoon for him. Plus, he's the antichrist.I'm agnostic, so I'm not even convinced he exists!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:40:07 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:37:03 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:35:55 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:34:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:33:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:31:14 AMIf you asked him he'd probably kill you. Like I said, he's the final boss. Level 99999999999 equipped with a 4 STR 4 STAM LEEATHER BELTHe'd have to catch me first, pffft. Orbital Ion cannons.All speculative. He can't even hold a spoon yet. I ain't scared. Lmao. People are paid to hold a spoon for him. Plus, he's the antichrist.I'm agnostic, so I'm not even convinced he exists! The only reason I know everything is because we're related.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:42:32 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:40:07 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:37:03 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:35:55 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:34:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 07:33:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 07:31:14 AMIf you asked him he'd probably kill you. Like I said, he's the final boss. Level 99999999999 equipped with a 4 STR 4 STAM LEEATHER BELTHe'd have to catch me first, pffft. Orbital Ion cannons.All speculative. He can't even hold a spoon yet. I ain't scared. Lmao. People are paid to hold a spoon for him. Plus, he's the antichrist.I'm agnostic, so I'm not even convinced he exists! The only reason I know everything is because we're related. You're related to CBC? Or to the big boss?Or..... is that the same thing.
The final boss. Some say he's the antichrist, but thats not entirely true. He's actually the collective hivemind of all humanity. He became self aware the moment people started thinking as groups, and he became godly when the internet was concieved.I myself, AM the internet. I'm not actually a man, but a gigantic collection of computers.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 08:51:56 AMThe final boss. Some say he's the antichrist, but thats not entirely true. He's actually the collective hivemind of all humanity. He became self aware the moment people started thinking as groups, and he became godly when the internet was concieved.I myself, AM the internet. I'm not actually a man, but a gigantic collection of computers.And yet, you still look so handsome. It's a miracle.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 10, 2010, 08:55:16 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 08:51:56 AMThe final boss. Some say he's the antichrist, but thats not entirely true. He's actually the collective hivemind of all humanity. He became self aware the moment people started thinking as groups, and he became godly when the internet was concieved.I myself, AM the internet. I'm not actually a man, but a gigantic collection of computers.And yet, you still look so handsome. It's a miracle. That would be spelt 'merkle' as in 'It's a merkle' like those fuckwit evangelists keep saying.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 10, 2010, 10:19:51 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 10, 2010, 08:55:16 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 08:51:56 AMThe final boss. Some say he's the antichrist, but thats not entirely true. He's actually the collective hivemind of all humanity. He became self aware the moment people started thinking as groups, and he became godly when the internet was concieved.I myself, AM the internet. I'm not actually a man, but a gigantic collection of computers.And yet, you still look so handsome. It's a miracle. That would be spelt 'merkle' as in 'It's a merkle' like those fuckwit evangelists keep saying.I see some of our finest TV offerings have reached Oz.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 10, 2010, 10:23:19 AMQuote from: Steve-O on September 10, 2010, 10:19:51 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 10, 2010, 08:55:16 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 08:51:56 AMThe final boss. Some say he's the antichrist, but thats not entirely true. He's actually the collective hivemind of all humanity. He became self aware the moment people started thinking as groups, and he became godly when the internet was concieved.I myself, AM the internet. I'm not actually a man, but a gigantic collection of computers.And yet, you still look so handsome. It's a miracle. That would be spelt 'merkle' as in 'It's a merkle' like those fuckwit evangelists keep saying.I see some of our finest TV offerings have reached Oz. I sleep in on Sundays, so I skip those finest TV offerings. But, at my parents, I can't escape the hour of power.