MNZ is a Yank who wants to do some sheep-shagging in a place where all those Presbyterian fuckwits moved to cos they needed to find somewhere worse than where they were to begin with. 'Hey, I know an even rainier place than this! Dunedin!' Horizontal rain suits those buggers down to the groound. They fucked off out of Ireland into Scotland, then to NZ. Maybe MNZ should get those sheep near a cliff as was suggested earlier. They push back better.
Oh, she/he/it better get used to the word Kiwi. And we could also remind the collective (as we should now call the 3 of them) about Trevor Chappell's underarm bowling.