Got arrested yesterday!

["couldbecousin"]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

Yes, that should be allowed, I wonder what they say to elderly witnesses who wear those wraparound sunglasses after treatment for cataracts (?).

[Queen Victoria]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

Yes, that should be allowed, I wonder what they say to elderly witnesses who wear those wraparound sunglasses after treatment for cataracts (?).

Probably need a doctor's note.

["couldbecousin"]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

Yes, that should be allowed, I wonder what they say to elderly witnesses who wear those wraparound sunglasses after treatment for cataracts (?).

Probably need a doctor's note.

Maybe Trigger11 can get one!   

[P7PSP]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

Yes, that should be allowed, I wonder what they say to elderly witnesses who wear those wraparound sunglasses after treatment for cataracts (?).

I would have them arrested. 

[Queen Victoria]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

Yes, that should be allowed, I wonder what they say to elderly witnesses who wear those wraparound sunglasses after treatment for cataracts (?).

I would have them arrested. 

Hey!  Nothing wrong with them shades.  They let us check out the hot youngsters without looking like the pervs we are.   

[P7PSP]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

Yes, that should be allowed, I wonder what they say to elderly witnesses who wear those wraparound sunglasses after treatment for cataracts (?).

I would have them arrested. 

Hey!  Nothing wrong with them shades.  They let us check out the hot youngsters without looking like the pervs we are.   

On that basis I would reconsider my earlier ruling.

["couldbecousin"]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

Yes, that should be allowed, I wonder what they say to elderly witnesses who wear those wraparound sunglasses after treatment for cataracts (?).

I would have them arrested. 

Hey!  Nothing wrong with them shades.  They let us check out the hot youngsters without looking like the pervs we are.   

On that basis I would reconsider my earlier ruling.

Good call. 

[Trigger 11]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

Yes, that should be allowed, I wonder what they say to elderly witnesses who wear those wraparound sunglasses after treatment for cataracts (?).

I would have them arrested.  

Hey!  Nothing wrong with them shades.  They let us check out the hot youngsters without looking like the pervs we are.  

Shhh! Don't let them know the truth!

[Queen Victoria]

Now you'll never be able to pass a little old lady wearing those glasses without wondering if she's looking you over.

["couldbecousin"]

Now you'll never be able to pass a little old lady wearing those glasses without wondering if she's looking you over.

Hint: She is! 

[odeon]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

People that wear dark glasses are dodgy. 

Yes. Your point being...?

Nothing, as usual. 

That should be good news to millions of wearers of dark glasses the world over!     

I'm very sensitive to light so I usually wear dark glasses. Then, of course, I *am* dodgy too.

[odeon]

Why aren't dark glasses acceptable in court? It seems like a silly rule.

Because the judge wants to look at your eyes to see if you are telling the truth.

There are several tell-tale movements of the eyes when processing certain types of information, which could give the judge a clue as to the witness' veracity.

I thought that when someone wore sunglasses for medical reasons, they were allowed, however.

But you'd have to have some kind of proof of the medical condition, I assume?!

[El]

=(  GL, Trig.

[renaeden]

I wear Irlen lenses and they are dark enough so that when I had my driver's licence photo taken, I had to take them off. Same for my uni ID. I wonder what would happen if I had to go to court. I can't see very well without my glasses and I don't have clear lenses.

[odeon]

It's a silly rule.