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Healthy way to kill roaches
« on: July 30, 2010, 09:59:54 PM »
You can tell the daquiri has kicked in.  I saw a roach tonight.  Rather than run for the roach spray, I grabbed what was at hand - the olive oil cooking spray.  Killed the sucker right fast.   And since I used olive oil, it died a healthy death.  I think I will go lay down now until tomorrow morning when I shall be utterly ashamed of this post.
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 10:23:35 PM »
That's funny. :lol:

You have invented a way to kill roaches and a healthy way too. If you see another, you know what to do this time. ;)
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2010, 06:05:29 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on July 30, 2010, 09:59:54 PM
You can tell the daquiri has kicked in.  I saw a roach tonight.  Rather than run for the roach spray, I grabbed what was at hand - the olive oil cooking spray.  Killed the sucker right fast.   And since I used olive oil, it died a healthy death.  I think I will go lay down now until tomorrow morning when I shall be utterly ashamed of this post.

 :plus: Don't be ashamed of it, it's genius!  :rofl:
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2010, 06:52:35 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on July 30, 2010, 09:59:54 PM
You can tell the daquiri has kicked in.  I saw a roach tonight.  Rather than run for the roach spray, I grabbed what was at hand - the olive oil cooking spray.  Killed the sucker right fast.   And since I used olive oil, it died a healthy death.  I think I will go lay down now until tomorrow morning when I shall be utterly ashamed of this post.

I have a feeling there may be a 'why the hell is there olive oil sprayed on the floor' moment in the morning  ;)
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2010, 06:54:32 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 31, 2010, 06:52:35 AM
Quote from: Weakling on July 30, 2010, 09:59:54 PM
You can tell the daquiri has kicked in.  I saw a roach tonight.  Rather than run for the roach spray, I grabbed what was at hand - the olive oil cooking spray.  Killed the sucker right fast.   And since I used olive oil, it died a healthy death.  I think I will go lay down now until tomorrow morning when I shall be utterly ashamed of this post.

I have a feeling there may be a 'why the hell is there olive oil sprayed on the floor' moment in the morning  ;)

Hopefully BEFORE a slip and fall!  :orly:
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2010, 12:18:44 PM »
I use starter fluid or carb cleaner on bees outside :headbang2:
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2010, 02:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 31, 2010, 06:52:35 AM
Quote from: Weakling on July 30, 2010, 09:59:54 PM
You can tell the daquiri has kicked in.  I saw a roach tonight.  Rather than run for the roach spray, I grabbed what was at hand - the olive oil cooking spray.  Killed the sucker right fast.   And since I used olive oil, it died a healthy death.  I think I will go lay down now until tomorrow morning when I shall be utterly ashamed of this post.

I have a feeling there may be a 'why the hell is there olive oil sprayed on the floor' moment in the morning  ;)

Better to step in olive oil rather than in roach poison.
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2010, 03:28:19 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on July 30, 2010, 09:59:54 PM
You can tell the daquiri has kicked in.  I saw a roach tonight.  Rather than run for the roach spray, I grabbed what was at hand - the olive oil cooking spray.  Killed the sucker right fast.   And since I used olive oil, it died a healthy death.  I think I will go lay down now until tomorrow morning when I shall be utterly ashamed of this post.

 :rofl:

Don't be ashamed, merchandise the concept.
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2010, 03:31:13 PM »
I just stick them in a bowl and keep'em burning.

Oh, you mean cock roaches, I prefer the BB gun method, it takes some practice but it can be really effective.
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Re: Healthy way to kill roaches
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2010, 12:30:24 AM »
Quote from: normal_impaired on July 31, 2010, 03:31:13 PM
I just stick them in a bowl and keep'em burning.

Oh, you mean cock roaches, I prefer the BB gun method, it takes some practice but it can be really effective.

AND lends texture to your floors!  :2thumbsup:
« Last Edit: August 01, 2010, 12:32:25 AM by couldbecousin »
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