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What should your grave stone say?
« on: July 19, 2010, 02:52:01 PM »
Personally, I'm not going to have a grave stone as I want my body to be used first as an organ donor, then as a cadaver, and then I want the skeleton to hang in a museum or a classroom or something.  But even if you want to be cremated, either way, what would your (hypothetical) grave stone say?

I'm thinking mine should say something like:
"He smoked and drank and said aw'fuckit, and wouldn'cha know, he kicked the bucket".
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2010, 03:02:32 PM »
"DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!"  :zombiefuck:
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2010, 03:10:15 PM »
HE probably lived too hard, died too young, but DAMN, he left a hawt corpse!
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2010, 03:19:22 PM »
He was killed by smoking kryptonite. :zombiefuck:
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2010, 03:41:27 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 19, 2010, 03:10:15 PM
HE probably lived too hard, died too young, but DAMN, he left a hawt corpse!

I love this one  :laugh:
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2010, 03:44:53 PM »
I want mine to be blank
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2010, 03:48:26 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 19, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
I want mine to be blank

Don't you want your admirers to be able to find it?  :orly:
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2010, 03:56:33 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 19, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
I want mine to be blank

But you want a stone?

I liked the thought of being burried without too much fuss in the peat, so that in a thousand years or more, someone might make a fire out of me, used to distill a nice whisky or something else.
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2010, 03:58:34 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 19, 2010, 03:56:33 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 19, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
I want mine to be blank

But you want a stone?

I liked the thought of being burried without too much fuss in the peat, so that in a thousand years or more, someone might make a fire out of me, used to distill a nice whisky or something else.

It would be a fine whisky indeed!  :scotch:
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2010, 04:13:23 PM »
"Oops"
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2010, 04:24:08 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 19, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 19, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
I want mine to be blank

Don't you want your admirers to be able to find it?  :orly:
quite content not having admirers
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2010, 04:25:17 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 19, 2010, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 19, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 19, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
I want mine to be blank

Don't you want your admirers to be able to find it?  :orly:
quite content not having admirers

That makes me sad.  :(
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2010, 04:55:03 PM »
my name, birth date, death date.

As an interesting aside DH and I are going to be buried with our respective parents rather than each other. 
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2010, 05:26:42 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 19, 2010, 04:25:17 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 19, 2010, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 19, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 19, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
I want mine to be blank

Don't you want your admirers to be able to find it?  :orly:
quite content not having admirers

That makes me sad.  :(
ROFL.....................................Y?
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Re: What should your grave stone say?
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2010, 05:44:14 PM »
Mine should have no dates and say, She never knew what day it was anyway.
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