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Offline Semicolon

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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #150 on: September 30, 2013, 05:44:27 PM »
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I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

To the mouse?

That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.

Shall the left hand remain undefined? :orly:

My left hand should not know what my right hand is doing, and vice versa. Yet, they are obliged to work together too. It is a mystery and a miracle. I can not disclose any more without getting in trouble with my hands.

You should work for the American federal government. ;)
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #151 on: October 01, 2013, 12:25:10 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on September 30, 2013, 05:44:27 PM
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I don't see how this thread can ever contain anything else than "my keyboard". :tard:

There's more than one hand on most people. And some people may type with a pencil, pressed between their lips. Who knows where the other hand, or both hands, may wander.

To the mouse?

That is where my right hand goes, to post this post.

Shall the left hand remain undefined? :orly:

My left hand should not know what my right hand is doing, and vice versa. Yet, they are obliged to work together too. It is a mystery and a miracle. I can not disclose any more without getting in trouble with my hands.

You should work for the American federal government. ;)
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #152 on: October 06, 2013, 07:03:19 PM »
My foot. And the laptop.
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #153 on: October 15, 2013, 11:00:17 PM »
The touchpad and the keyboard.
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #154 on: October 17, 2013, 01:53:51 PM »
A lot. Arm between cat and desk, other arm resting on desk too. Hands are touching keyboard. Body is touching clothes. Feet are touching a kind of inflated thingy with soft points. But is feeling a chair through the clothes. Tears from yawning are touching my cheeks, or my cheeks are touching those tears. And I did leave out more detailed information.
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #155 on: October 17, 2013, 07:01:17 PM »
Barbam meam  8)
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #156 on: January 30, 2016, 05:50:35 AM »
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My mouse!  :2thumbsup:

     The irony, it burns!  :trollface:
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #157 on: January 30, 2016, 10:54:02 PM »
My leg is against the cat. I am touching my Kindle.
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #158 on: February 03, 2016, 04:58:35 PM »
  My keyboard.  Well duh.  :P
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #159 on: March 28, 2016, 01:00:34 PM »
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #160 on: March 29, 2016, 04:42:49 AM »
  Just touched my metopic ridge.  Yup, it's still there.  Proud of it!  :trollskull:
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #161 on: March 30, 2016, 03:07:11 PM »
Yeah, but what are you touching now?
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #162 on: March 30, 2016, 07:42:53 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 30, 2016, 03:07:11 PM
Yeah, but what are you touching now?

  Keyboard!  Posting while my laundry gets done!   :spitscreen:
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #163 on: April 06, 2016, 05:58:41 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 30, 2016, 07:42:53 PM
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Yeah, but what are you touching now?

  Keyboard!  Posting while my laundry gets done!   :spitscreen:
mostly the mouse.
sometimes the keyboard. the mice don't touch the keyboard.
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Re: what are you touching right now?
« Reply #164 on: April 06, 2016, 10:12:09 AM »
Laptop and my mouse
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