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Quote from: couldbecousin on August 23, 2013, 07:17:14 PM Being a middle-aged, perimenopausal female, I get wistful and teary-eyed more often. Are you pregnant?
Being a middle-aged, perimenopausal female, I get wistful and teary-eyed more often.
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 25, 2013, 01:12:41 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 23, 2013, 07:17:14 PM Being a middle-aged, perimenopausal female, I get wistful and teary-eyed more often. Are you pregnant? Oh wow, that's all I need! Where would I even keep a baby, in my sock drawer?
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Quote from: couldbecousin on August 25, 2013, 10:53:29 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on August 25, 2013, 01:12:41 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 23, 2013, 07:17:14 PM Being a middle-aged, perimenopausal female, I get wistful and teary-eyed more often. Are you pregnant? Oh wow, that's all I need! Where would I even keep a baby, in my sock drawer? The question is the identity of the father. Have you been naughty, CBC?
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Quote from: Semicolon on August 26, 2013, 05:18:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 25, 2013, 10:53:29 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on August 25, 2013, 01:12:41 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 23, 2013, 07:17:14 PM Being a middle-aged, perimenopausal female, I get wistful and teary-eyed more often. Are you pregnant? Oh wow, that's all I need! Where would I even keep a baby, in my sock drawer? The question is the identity of the father. Have you been naughty, CBC? There is no hence no father, therefore your question is pointless.
Have you had a pregnancy test recently? If not, how do you know that you're not pregnant?
How can you be sure? Aren't you Catholic?
Quote from: Semicolon on August 27, 2013, 06:05:57 AMHow can you be sure? Aren't you Catholic? There has only been one such miracle. I am but a lowly Weeble.