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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #60 on: July 24, 2010, 02:45:04 PM »



I had a clalll from my daughter while I was at work to telll me that she was ginging to be late.

I had no idea where she was nir why she was away froim the house nor whiy she could be late.

... It seems that she made an effort to find a cell that she could use and called the first "safe"  number that sheee could rememmember  in an efffor to to save her asss from being late.


I spent about wleve minustestes inquiring as to her whereabouts and found that she had gone kite flying with a friend  at a local opark.

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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #61 on: July 24, 2010, 05:46:24 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 24, 2010, 02:45:04 PM



I had a clalll from my daughter while I was at work to telll me that she was ginging to be late.

I had no idea where she was nir why she was away froim the house nor whiy she could be late.

... It seems that she made an effort to find a cell that she could use and called the first "safe"  number that sheee could rememmember  in an efffor to to save her asss from being late.


I spent about wleve minustestes inquiring as to her whereabouts and found that she had gone kite flying with a friend  at a local opark.


Were you channeling Randy when you wrote that? Your spelling is usually much better.
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2010, 10:23:12 AM »
Girls are inexplicable beings.
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2010, 11:55:39 AM »
nice breeze here today
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2010, 04:33:47 PM »
MIDI support on Creative cards is mostly based on hope (but very little faith).
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #65 on: July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM »
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2010, 06:41:41 PM »
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2010, 08:53:57 PM »
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin
Quote from: Weakling on July 26, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.
Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2010, 09:34:39 PM »
Quote from: PPK on July 26, 2010, 08:53:57 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin
Quote from: Weakling on July 26, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.
Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

PLease give me more intelligence than my next-door-neighbor who weed whacked barfoot. 
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #69 on: July 27, 2010, 05:44:52 AM »
Quote from: PPK on July 26, 2010, 08:53:57 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin
Quote from: Weakling on July 26, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.
Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

I do all the time,  Most of the time I just leave shoes in my truck in case I have to go in a store :green:
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #70 on: July 27, 2010, 05:52:58 AM »
Quote from: parts on July 27, 2010, 05:44:52 AM
Quote from: PPK on July 26, 2010, 08:53:57 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin
Quote from: Weakling on July 26, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.
Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

I do all the time,  Most of the time I just leave shoes in my truck in case I have to go in a store :green:

No shirt, no shoes, no service!  :zoinks:
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #71 on: July 27, 2010, 07:34:35 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 27, 2010, 05:52:58 AM
Quote from: parts on July 27, 2010, 05:44:52 AM
Quote from: PPK on July 26, 2010, 08:53:57 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin
Quote from: Weakling on July 26, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.
Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

I do all the time,  Most of the time I just leave shoes in my truck in case I have to go in a store :green:

No shirt, no shoes, no service!  :zoinks:

Except at a whorehouse, where it's, "No shirt, no shoes, we service."
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #72 on: July 27, 2010, 07:45:05 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on July 27, 2010, 07:34:35 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 27, 2010, 05:52:58 AM
Quote from: parts on July 27, 2010, 05:44:52 AM
Quote from: PPK on July 26, 2010, 08:53:57 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin
Quote from: Weakling on July 26, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: parts on July 26, 2010, 04:49:15 PM
Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.
Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

I do all the time,  Most of the time I just leave shoes in my truck in case I have to go in a store :green:

No shirt, no shoes, no service!  :zoinks:

Except at a whorehouse, where it's, "No shirt, no shoes, we service."

That's because the wallet goes in the pants pocket!  :laugh:
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #73 on: July 27, 2010, 07:49:16 PM »
How is it you ladies know so much?  :police:
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Re: Random Observations
« Reply #74 on: July 27, 2010, 07:50:43 PM »
Quote from: PPK on July 27, 2010, 07:49:16 PM
How is it you ladies know so much?  :police:

We hear things on the television and we read things on the internet!  :harp:
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