Random Observations

[DirtDawg]

I had a clalll from my daughter while I was at work to telll me that she was ginging to be late.

I had no idea where she was nir why she was away froim the house nor whiy she could be late.

... It seems that she made an effort to find a cell that she could use and called the first "safe"  number that sheee could rememmember  in an efffor to to save her asss from being late.


I spent about wleve minustestes inquiring as to her whereabouts and found that she had gone kite flying with a friend  at a local opark.

[P7PSP]

I had a clalll from my daughter while I was at work to telll me that she was ginging to be late.

I had no idea where she was nir why she was away froim the house nor whiy she could be late.

... It seems that she made an effort to find a cell that she could use and called the first "safe"  number that sheee could rememmember  in an efffor to to save her asss from being late.


I spent about wleve minustestes inquiring as to her whereabouts and found that she had gone kite flying with a friend  at a local opark.

Were you channeling Randy when you wrote that? Your spelling is usually much better.

['andersom']

Girls are inexplicable beings.

[Parts]

nice breeze here today

[odeon]

MIDI support on Creative cards is mostly based on hope (but very little faith).

[Parts]

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

[Queen Victoria]

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.

[P7PSP]

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.

Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

[Queen Victoria]

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.

Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

PLease give me more intelligence than my next-door-neighbor who weed whacked barfoot. 

[Parts]

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.

Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

I do all the time,  Most of the time I just leave shoes in my truck in case I have to go in a store

["couldbecousin"]

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.

Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

I do all the time,  Most of the time I just leave shoes in my truck in case I have to go in a store

No shirt, no shoes, no service! 

[Queen Victoria]

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.

Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

I do all the time,  Most of the time I just leave shoes in my truck in case I have to go in a store

No shirt, no shoes, no service! 

Except at a whorehouse, where it's, "No shirt, no shoes, we service."

["couldbecousin"]

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

Weed whackers sure hurt  when you hit your bare shin

And they also hurt when you're not wearing shoes.

Why the hell would you run around outside w/o shoes?

I do all the time,  Most of the time I just leave shoes in my truck in case I have to go in a store

No shirt, no shoes, no service! 

Except at a whorehouse, where it's, "No shirt, no shoes, we service."

That's because the wallet goes in the pants pocket! 

[P7PSP]

How is it you ladies know so much? 

["couldbecousin"]

How is it you ladies know so much? 

We hear things on the television and we read things on the internet!