A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I prefer chili without the beans. I dislike the pasty texture of beans.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
They were doing roadworks when I was driving home today. Resurfacing the road. The smell of new tar was lovely.
Quote from: renaeden on May 01, 2017, 02:06:49 AMThey were doing roadworks when I was driving home today. Resurfacing the road. The smell of new tar was lovely. In the summer of 1980 I owned a new paperback copy of The Shining and it smelled like tar.
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on May 01, 2017, 05:05:30 AMQuote from: renaeden on May 01, 2017, 02:06:49 AMThey were doing roadworks when I was driving home today. Resurfacing the road. The smell of new tar was lovely. In the summer of 1980 I owned a new paperback copy of The Shining and it smelled like tar. I would be sniffing that book, not reading it.
Quote from: renaeden on May 01, 2017, 05:16:37 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on May 01, 2017, 05:05:30 AMQuote from: renaeden on May 01, 2017, 02:06:49 AMThey were doing roadworks when I was driving home today. Resurfacing the road. The smell of new tar was lovely. In the summer of 1980 I owned a new paperback copy of The Shining and it smelled like tar. I would be sniffing that book, not reading it. Me too I love the smell of tar
Quote from: Parts on June 09, 2017, 08:54:00 PMQuote from: renaeden on May 01, 2017, 05:16:37 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on May 01, 2017, 05:05:30 AMQuote from: renaeden on May 01, 2017, 02:06:49 AMThey were doing roadworks when I was driving home today. Resurfacing the road. The smell of new tar was lovely. In the summer of 1980 I owned a new paperback copy of The Shining and it smelled like tar. I would be sniffing that book, not reading it. Me too I love the smell of tar I'll pass. They re-pave every few years here out in front. I'll have to invite everyone down. I'm usually sicker than hell from it for about a week.