A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Fucking mobile zombies on the streets. I swear I will hit someone, eventually. Put an elbow in an unsuspecting side.
Quote from: odeon on March 22, 2017, 12:46:02 AMFucking mobile zombies on the streets. I swear I will hit someone, eventually. Put an elbow in an unsuspecting side. I especially love the ones who step into a crosswalk without looking up from the screen.
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on March 22, 2017, 05:13:19 AMQuote from: odeon on March 22, 2017, 12:46:02 AMFucking mobile zombies on the streets. I swear I will hit someone, eventually. Put an elbow in an unsuspecting side. I especially love the ones who step into a crosswalk without looking up from the screen. One of them walked right into me last week, apparently thinking that it was my responsibility to keep him out of harm's way.
Quote from: odeon on March 23, 2017, 12:21:43 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on March 22, 2017, 05:13:19 AMQuote from: odeon on March 22, 2017, 12:46:02 AMFucking mobile zombies on the streets. I swear I will hit someone, eventually. Put an elbow in an unsuspecting side. I especially love the ones who step into a crosswalk without looking up from the screen. One of them walked right into me last week, apparently thinking that it was my responsibility to keep him out of harm's way. My mother had an aunt like that. She would start to cross a street without looking, my grandmother who was with her would say, "Look out!" and the aunt would say, "Let them look out for me!"
Quote from: odeon on March 23, 2017, 12:21:43 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on March 22, 2017, 05:13:19 AMQuote from: odeon on March 22, 2017, 12:46:02 AMFucking mobile zombies on the streets. I swear I will hit someone, eventually. Put an elbow in an unsuspecting side. I especially love the ones who step into a crosswalk without looking up from the screen. One of them walked right into me last week, apparently thinking that it was my responsibility to keep him out of harm's way. A few years back you posted about a friend who was killed in an auto accident by someone your daughter (?) knew? How are both families doing?
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 24, 2017, 09:38:48 AMQuote from: odeon on March 23, 2017, 12:21:43 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on March 22, 2017, 05:13:19 AMQuote from: odeon on March 22, 2017, 12:46:02 AMFucking mobile zombies on the streets. I swear I will hit someone, eventually. Put an elbow in an unsuspecting side. I especially love the ones who step into a crosswalk without looking up from the screen. One of them walked right into me last week, apparently thinking that it was my responsibility to keep him out of harm's way. A few years back you posted about a friend who was killed in an auto accident by someone your daughter (?) knew? How are both families doing?I've had no contact with my friend's partner since. She cut us all off, every member of our old gang. We'd known each other since the uni.I believe the person who drove the truck is doing better. He had a really rough time following the accident, though.
Quote from: odeon on March 25, 2017, 01:52:34 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on March 24, 2017, 09:38:48 AMQuote from: odeon on March 23, 2017, 12:21:43 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on March 22, 2017, 05:13:19 AMQuote from: odeon on March 22, 2017, 12:46:02 AMFucking mobile zombies on the streets. I swear I will hit someone, eventually. Put an elbow in an unsuspecting side. I especially love the ones who step into a crosswalk without looking up from the screen. One of them walked right into me last week, apparently thinking that it was my responsibility to keep him out of harm's way. A few years back you posted about a friend who was killed in an auto accident by someone your daughter (?) knew? How are both families doing?I've had no contact with my friend's partner since. She cut us all off, every member of our old gang. We'd known each other since the uni.I believe the person who drove the truck is doing better. He had a really rough time following the accident, though.That's a shame. It's the only way some people can heal though and move ahead, they burn the bridges that lead to painful memories of the past.If you suddenly hear from her again in the future, sometimes it's good to remember that.
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Its been 10 years and 8 days since a girl I had a crush on died. Sometimes I still have mental images of her face flashing in my mind... after all she was a girl who rejected me, and broke my heart :-/