Satan will cry for weeks to lose my devotional efforts, if and/or WHEN I become Christian, assigned to God for all time. I am a really GOOD sinner, supporting all that the fallen angel stands for, right in the face of Michael and the other avenging angels. What bounty I bring to the table of Satan's meals will be sorely missed by multitudes of fallen angels as I wither away from them.
The most beautiful of all angels, God's favorite Angel, Lucifer, will weep for his loss of me for ages. All of the fallen angels will miss what pleasures I bring to the feast for their gorging upon. The crying of fallen angels over my savior will last for ages upon ages and I will have a new holy book written about my efforts in the Second Revelation of the New Bible, after the Second Coming Of The Lord.
... or not.
Likely I will be stricken by bodily pestilence until I am no longer able to seek what I need, all while I am quite aware, and my corporeal essence will be sent back to the very dust from whence I came, with my mind intact, while it eventually will be forced out into the universe, well away from what I know.
On one side I am disturbed to know that sheer torture lies ahead for me, but on the other hand I am gladdened to know that when I am done with this bag of salts, I will have a knew life to strive for.