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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2010, 03:43:24 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 03:34:26 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
But... but... they all want to meet me. It says so right there in the ad. :P

Thousands of men see that ad. It isn't just meant for you. Sorry.  :-\

Really? I was hoping that three mostly naked girls half my age would want to meet me... Damn.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2010, 03:45:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 03:34:26 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
But... but... they all want to meet me. It says so right there in the ad. :P

Thousands of men see that ad. It isn't just meant for you. Sorry.  :-\

Really? I was hoping that three mostly naked girls half my age would want to meet me... Damn.

Get out your wallet, it might happen then.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2010, 03:46:13 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 03:34:26 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
But... but... they all want to meet me. It says so right there in the ad. :P

Thousands of men see that ad. It isn't just meant for you. Sorry.  :-\

Really? I was hoping that three mostly naked girls half my age would want to meet me... Damn.

Get out your wallet, it might happen then.  :2thumbsup:

They'd just want to meet my wallet. :'(
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2010, 03:47:46 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 03:34:26 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
But... but... they all want to meet me. It says so right there in the ad. :P

Thousands of men see that ad. It isn't just meant for you. Sorry.  :-\
Maybe they want to meet them all.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2010, 03:49:17 PM by Osensitive1 »
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2010, 03:58:59 PM »
How will they find the time?
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2010, 04:10:42 PM »
Really wanting to is the first step.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2010, 04:11:19 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on July 22, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
Really wanting to is the first step.

And I doubt they want it all that much.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #52 on: July 22, 2010, 04:12:30 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:11:19 PM
Quote from: Osensitive1 on July 22, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
Really wanting to is the first step.

And I doubt they want it all that much.

It all depends...how much money have you got?  :zoinks:
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2010, 04:13:29 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 04:12:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:11:19 PM
Quote from: Osensitive1 on July 22, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
Really wanting to is the first step.

And I doubt they want it all that much.

It all depends...how much money have you got?  :zoinks:

For them? Nothing. They need to show me that they actually want this. :zoinks:
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2010, 04:15:17 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 03:34:26 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
But... but... they all want to meet me. It says so right there in the ad. :P

Thousands of men see that ad. It isn't just meant for you. Sorry.  :-\

Really? I was hoping that three mostly naked girls half my age would want to meet me... Damn.

Get out your wallet, it might happen then.  :2thumbsup:



You mean, "Get a second mortgage, right?"
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(I would have to, anyway.)
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #55 on: July 22, 2010, 04:16:46 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:13:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 22, 2010, 04:12:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 22, 2010, 04:11:19 PM
Quote from: Osensitive1 on July 22, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
Really wanting to is the first step.

And I doubt they want it all that much.

It all depends...how much money have you got?  :zoinks:

For them? Nothing. They need to show me that they actually want this. :zoinks:
:asthing:

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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2010, 07:36:06 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 03:17:33 PM
Pretty, yes, but what if you have met and engaged so many strippers that they bore you now.

What if you posted an ad that appealed more to the brain, while naked, in order to catch more male (dollars) through their own stupidity.
 :lol:


Horseshoes and hand grenades, folks. You must at least get close to win.

i think you think too much.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2010, 02:24:55 PM »
Quote from: Lemon Aguilera on July 23, 2010, 07:36:06 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 22, 2010, 03:17:33 PM
Pretty, yes, but what if you have met and engaged so many strippers that they bore you now.

What if you posted an ad that appealed more to the brain, while naked, in order to catch more male (dollars) through their own stupidity.
 :lol:


Horseshoes and hand grenades, folks. You must at least get close to win.

i think you think too much.

You are probably right.
 :laugh:
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2010, 02:57:14 PM »
now go watch whores :laugh:
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2010, 03:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Lemon Aguilera on July 23, 2010, 02:57:14 PM
now go watch whores :laugh:

I wish I could take enjoyment from that "order,"  but Nah. You might have missed my earlier statement. I am completely bored with such.

I am more interested in watching Sci-Fi.

I have bought all I know about.

If my memoriy serves as more than a door step, you also enjoy Sc-Fi, right?

What would you recommend as your favorite Sci-Fi - movie or television production?
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