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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2010, 04:50:06 PM »
There was just an add for a strip club on tv here. never saw one before are they common?
I hear them on the radio every so often.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2010, 05:06:55 PM »
There was just an add for a strip club on tv here. never saw one before are they common?
I hear them on the radio every so often.

Strip club ads on the radio are pretty much like books about sex. USELESS.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2010, 04:44:13 AM »
There was just an add for a strip club on tv here. never saw one before are they common?
I hear them on the radio every so often.

Strip club ads on the radio are pretty much like books about sex. HILARIOUS.
Fixed.   :laugh:
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2010, 01:59:06 PM »
There was just an add for a strip club on tv here. never saw one before are they common?
I hear them on the radio every so often.

Strip club ads on the radio are pretty much like books about sex. HILARIOUS.
Fixed.   :laugh:

:plus: Better than my version.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2010, 11:17:53 AM »
Just had to bump this...every time I see the title, I read it as "Strip club ADD,"
and I think, "If a guy can't pay attention in a strip club, he must REALLY have ADD!"  :rofl:
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2010, 11:29:51 AM »
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2010, 11:32:01 AM »


Yeah, no boobs, but violence and killing is okay... somehow.  :grrr:


I don't know about you, but I'd much rather have kids see a half naked woman than people beating and shooting and stabbing and torturing each other.

yeah i saw weird porn shit as a kid and that was just funny to me, but Chucky haunted me for years. :laugh: and i watched that in school.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2010, 11:38:23 AM »
Oh, OK. that would make sense. But calling the rest of public space a breastfree zone makes it look like it is not to disturb other people even more.

A woman was given a ticket for breastfeeding her baby in a park in Loveland, Colorado but there was a big stink about it and the ticket was voided.

In Boulder, Colorado, a woman was gardening topless in a thong and gardening gloves and the police were called.  They asked her if she would put on a top because she was very near a school which was just about to let its kids leave to go home, but it's not against the law in Boulder to be topless.  So her husband called the police to complain about the police officer who asked his wife to put on a shirt and she went back outside still topless.  It's against the law in Boulder to show your genitals in public if you're older than ten.  They considered making being topless in public against the law for women, but they decided that it would be unfair to pass a law that only applied to women and not to men.

i saw some guy topless here the other day, and was grossed out. i don't want someone's sweaty body next to me on a bus. unless it's someone dashing.

in someone's own garden though it should be legal. just not near me.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2010, 11:40:37 AM »
Oh, OK. that would make sense. But calling the rest of public space a breastfree zone makes it look like it is not to disturb other people even more.

A woman was given a ticket for breastfeeding her baby in a park in Loveland, Colorado but there was a big stink about it and the ticket was voided.

In Boulder, Colorado, a woman was gardening topless in a thong and gardening gloves and the police were called.  They asked her if she would put on a top because she was very near a school which was just about to let its kids leave to go home, but it's not against the law in Boulder to be topless.  So her husband called the police to complain about the police officer who asked his wife to put on a shirt and she went back outside still topless.  It's against the law in Boulder to show your genitals in public if you're older than ten.  They considered making being topless in public against the law for women, but they decided that it would be unfair to pass a law that only applied to women and not to men.

i saw some guy topless here the other day, and was grossed out. i don't want someone's sweaty body next to me on a bus. unless it's someone dashing.

in someone's own garden though it should be legal. just not near me.

 :plus: for using the word "dashing."  ;D
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2010, 11:45:37 AM »
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2010, 12:54:15 PM »
This add was on the back of one of those trucks just driving up and down the Strip there were adds like this everywhere
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2010, 01:22:32 PM »
that's pretty.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2010, 03:17:33 PM »
Pretty, yes, but what if you have met and engaged so many strippers that they bore you now.

What if you posted an ad that appealed more to the brain, while naked, in order to catch more male (dollars) through their own stupidity.
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2010, 03:30:10 PM »
But... but... they all want to meet me. It says so right there in the ad. :P
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Re: Strip club add
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2010, 03:34:26 PM »
But... but... they all want to meet me. It says so right there in the ad. :P

Thousands of men see that ad. It isn't just meant for you. Sorry.  :-\
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