A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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If you've lost track of a sizable cache of fireworks and explosive chemicals in Matteson recently, Cook County sheriff's police would like to talk.Police say the stockpile, which was seized last week in a Matteson home, was powerful enough "to level an entire city block." A 21-year-old woman was charged, but the sheriff's office said Tuesday it wasn't sure what role she had in buying, making or selling the items, and the agency is looking for others who may have been involved.
Wonder what kind of plans she had for all that?
Quote from: Icequeen on June 17, 2010, 06:34:31 PM Wonder what kind of plans she had for all that?Think they were making and selling M80s and such. She should have refused them entrance to the house. The few times the cops have been here mostly asking if we had seen anthing becuse of some robberies I made them talk to me on the front porch after the time the came to ask my son questions (he was someones alibi) I let them in all they did was poke at stuff and ask why I had laboratory glassware
Quote from: parts on June 17, 2010, 06:48:51 PMQuote from: Icequeen on June 17, 2010, 06:34:31 PM Wonder what kind of plans she had for all that?Think they were making and selling M80s and such. She should have refused them entrance to the house. The few times the cops have been here mostly asking if we had seen anthing becuse of some robberies I made them talk to me on the front porch after the time the came to ask my son questions (he was someones alibi) I let them in all they did was poke at stuff and ask why I had laboratory glassware Well obviously you run a meth lab right.
Don't worry, I've also been watching too much Breaking Bad recently.
Quote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 07:30:20 PMDon't worry, I've also been watching too much Breaking Bad recently.So have I and I wonder why I went to school for biology and not chemistry
Quote from: parts on June 17, 2010, 07:35:02 PMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 07:30:20 PMDon't worry, I've also been watching too much Breaking Bad recently.So have I and I wonder why I went to school for biology and not chemistryI did chemistry but I didn't pay attention. Perhaps I should hook up with my old chemistry teacher and start cooking meth.
Quote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 09:01:34 PMQuote from: parts on June 17, 2010, 07:35:02 PMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 07:30:20 PMDon't worry, I've also been watching too much Breaking Bad recently.So have I and I wonder why I went to school for biology and not chemistryI did chemistry but I didn't pay attention. Perhaps I should hook up with my old chemistry teacher and start cooking meth. I took chemistry twice in high school because I failed it the first time! I barely passed it the second time. No meth-dealing career for me.
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2010, 01:59:48 AMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 09:01:34 PMQuote from: parts on June 17, 2010, 07:35:02 PMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 07:30:20 PMDon't worry, I've also been watching too much Breaking Bad recently.So have I and I wonder why I went to school for biology and not chemistryI did chemistry but I didn't pay attention. Perhaps I should hook up with my old chemistry teacher and start cooking meth. I took chemistry twice in high school because I failed it the first time! I barely passed it the second time. No meth-dealing career for me. Obviously you haven't watched Breaking Bad then.
Quote from: Phlexor on June 18, 2010, 02:31:24 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2010, 01:59:48 AMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 09:01:34 PMQuote from: parts on June 17, 2010, 07:35:02 PMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 07:30:20 PMDon't worry, I've also been watching too much Breaking Bad recently.So have I and I wonder why I went to school for biology and not chemistryI did chemistry but I didn't pay attention. Perhaps I should hook up with my old chemistry teacher and start cooking meth. I took chemistry twice in high school because I failed it the first time! I barely passed it the second time. No meth-dealing career for me. Obviously you haven't watched Breaking Bad then.No, although I know it's about a terminally ill chemistry teacher who begins manufacturing and selling meth in order to leave his family some money to live on after he's gone!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2010, 02:34:55 AMQuote from: Phlexor on June 18, 2010, 02:31:24 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2010, 01:59:48 AMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 09:01:34 PMQuote from: parts on June 17, 2010, 07:35:02 PMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 07:30:20 PMDon't worry, I've also been watching too much Breaking Bad recently.So have I and I wonder why I went to school for biology and not chemistryI did chemistry but I didn't pay attention. Perhaps I should hook up with my old chemistry teacher and start cooking meth. I took chemistry twice in high school because I failed it the first time! I barely passed it the second time. No meth-dealing career for me. Obviously you haven't watched Breaking Bad then.No, although I know it's about a terminally ill chemistry teacher who begins manufacturing and selling meth in order to leave his family some money to live on after he's gone! He makes meth with a former student of his who didn't pay much attention in class.
Quote from: Phlexor on June 18, 2010, 03:10:36 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2010, 02:34:55 AMQuote from: Phlexor on June 18, 2010, 02:31:24 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 18, 2010, 01:59:48 AMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 09:01:34 PMQuote from: parts on June 17, 2010, 07:35:02 PMQuote from: Phlexor on June 17, 2010, 07:30:20 PMDon't worry, I've also been watching too much Breaking Bad recently.So have I and I wonder why I went to school for biology and not chemistryI did chemistry but I didn't pay attention. Perhaps I should hook up with my old chemistry teacher and start cooking meth. I took chemistry twice in high school because I failed it the first time! I barely passed it the second time. No meth-dealing career for me. Obviously you haven't watched Breaking Bad then.No, although I know it's about a terminally ill chemistry teacher who begins manufacturing and selling meth in order to leave his family some money to live on after he's gone! He makes meth with a former student of his who didn't pay much attention in class.Aha! But that former student probably has more natural talent for it than I would.