Avoid lindt, they are a dirty fucking pack of filthy breedtraitors; because they got in with AutismSqueaks and started massaging their fucking neurotypical arseholes, got an ad-campaign-shaped finger covered in propaganda-'chocolate' from tickling the collective prostates of AutSqueaks.
Chocolate derived from a chocolate starfish, that is.
Fucking breed-traitor scumsucking Theresa-Maysturbators and breed traitors ran a filthy fucking ad campaign and fundraiser for those cumguzzling pizdasvinya, I used to eat those lindt chocolate eggs with the bits of stuff like rice crispies inside, now I can't have them, because to buy them would be to put money in the wallets of those filthy breed-traitor autism bastard speaks pigfucking whoresons of brotherfuckers.
May the toxic little scrawny shrub that is AutSqueaks never grow into a tree, and instead, be slowly poisoned to death by the venom dripping from its own un-ripened toxic fruit, wither and die, for the withered twigs to be first urinated and shat upon by passing animals then collected and burnt for firewood. The monkeyfuckist cockmongrel monsterbators. Like the sickly, putrescent deliquesced diarrheoeal offal explosively defaecated forth by a sewer rat dying of ebola having it's parasite-riddled abdomen slowly crushed between the jaws of a large vice, first anally and orally voiding its intestinal contents of shite, then its ebola virus-liquified internal organs through its arsehole before finally, having its pus-filled carcass popped like a blood-engorged tick, full of blackened semidigested blood from a diseased host, whilst it is held down with a stick and subjected to a the flame from a cigarette lighter.
Fucking bunch of ambulant bipedal abscesses masquerading as human meat-sacks. And fuck that cunt that went to work for them who got struck off, the so-called scientist, forgot his name now jat got struck off from the UK only to slither off on it's slime-trail over to the US to beg for scraps of jizz from the collected feculent, foeted cheese-encrusted cockends of AutSqueaks.
What's that cunt's name again, the lying, science-perverting, science-slandering child-killing-by-proxy, son of a thousand crack whores who was involved in that awful vaccine scare? Can't remember the name of the pestilent babybutcher in question. May he be take strychnine until he ends up snapping his spinal column in order to suffocate upon his own penile malformation by force, rather than the usual choice made by said empire of demagogic masturbator-dom made flesh, piss for blood, bone and stagnant, seeping, pus-filled foetid cerebral abscess in lieu of a brain. And total bastard to boot.