Wish someone would make PR in candy form. Although actually getting any sweeter than she, now that would pose some HUGE manufacturing problems.
(and do pass my well wishes for a good day on to her royal gorgeousness, QV:))
As for sucking snickers bars..hhaha damn I do that, I thought I was the only one! I love the way the crappy ass milk chocolate (no particular complaint, other than that its milk chocolate..dark chocolate is where its at. 95% cocoa, is what chocolate should be, brittle, dark, and bittersweet.)
But I like the way once one has gotten rid of the chocolate, then there is the layer of slightly salted toffee/caramel on top of the nougat, and they somehow contrive to last together, just long enough so that neither is left alone, then finally, the peanuts, still embedded in just a wee coating of salted caramel. YUM.
Works with mars bars too, but not as satisfying without the texture. If you want a suggestion QV, then try 'bounty' bars, the ones with the coconut centers surrounded with a layer of almost-dark-ish chocolate, They kinda melt and fall apart into flaky sweet coconut if you hold them orally captive long enough.
Or best of all 'dime' bars, they are mostly a crunchy texture if chewed, but sucked then they are heavily salted compared to the others, and it lasts a long time.
And another thing I've been doing is getting twix bars, and putting one on the table, then breaking their fingers by whacking them repeatedly with the heavy, solid onyx mortar from my mortar and pestle (or one of them, rather) to pulverize them whilst still inside the wrapper, the result, after slicing the end of the wrapping off is a lovely kinda crunchy, toffee-laden semipowder thats chewy.
Lovely.
And lol, just trust a pack of aspies, with the occasional grizzled old Kanner's spesh-as-all-Styx dyed in the wool autist, to come up with such tweaks and innovations and oddball practices to get to work on things like candy. The texture-tweaking is kinda fun. But just..well..typical US to come up with that kind of treatment for candies. Kind of amuses me really.
And try this-get a cadbury's 'flake' bar, the flaky long pieces of airy chocolate, and whilst in the wrapper, smash it to pieces with say, the ball of a fist, whack, whack whack whack, open, open your trap and pour the whole thing in at once, as a continual stream of fine chocolate powder that melts in the mouth after just a moment. Be warned for those who can put on weight if they eat, its really easy to just say fuck it and eat the entire pack. I managed to eat about 4-5 multipacks of twix bars that way last night, doing that squishing thing. And THAT was when my appetite was suppresed by a BIG dose of meth:P
So do take into account how fast you finish them, because if not then they will all be gone in no time flat:D
