Soph, I have a new member on my forum, his nickname is Maio on zOMG and he is CONVINCED that you and I are the same person. He randomly contacted me via PM on Gestalt to get me to help him get back onto WP. I didn't mind sending a few PMs to mods, but after awhile he even wanted me to contact alex, which I wasn't willing to do. I mean, come on, total random fucking stranger? I was trying to be helpful but I'd hit my limit.
And now he thinks I'm fucking with him, because I finally suspected he thought you and I were the same person given the nicknames. So I mentioned it, he didn't totally believe me, and now that I've refused to contact alex for him, he's calling me a schizophrenic for thinking we're two separate people.
Just curious, sounds like you know Maio a bit. What is he ON??