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Another one from Craigslist
« on: June 09, 2010, 07:03:39 AM »
Panties anyone?  :zoinks:


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Parting with a Collection $5 per OR - $200 (Pittsburgh Pa)

I am looking to sell a Collection of mine ASAP...

I would like you to know that I haven't used any of the selection that I am selling, But I do believe that this buy would be worth while to any interested buyer!

Ex Girlfriends, Friends, and Friend's Girlfriends are all missing a couple of things thanks to me... and they can all be yours for $5 a pair or $200 for the whole set! (48) Come On! That's Reasonable If I've ever heard of a deal!

I promise you Won't Be disappointed!

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/1781257259.html
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 07:06:04 AM »
Good LORD. He sounds like a real winner. Yet another reason I'm glad to be single... :facepalm2:
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 07:52:43 AM »
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would like you to know that I haven't used any of the selection that I am selling

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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 07:53:46 AM »
Quote from: parts on June 09, 2010, 07:52:43 AM
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would like you to know that I haven't used any of the selection that I am selling

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Oh my GAWD. Somehow I overlooked that precious little detail. What an ass he is!  :duh:
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 08:03:52 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on June 09, 2010, 07:03:39 AM
Panties anyone?  :zoinks:


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Parting with a Collection $5 per OR - $200 (Pittsburgh Pa)

I am looking to sell a Collection of mine ASAP...

I would like you to know that I haven't used any of the selection that I am selling, But I do believe that this buy would be worth while to any interested buyer!

Ex Girlfriends, Friends, and Friend's Girlfriends are all missing a couple of things thanks to me... and they can all be yours for $5 a pair or $200 for the whole set! (48) Come On! That's Reasonable If I've ever heard of a deal!

I promise you Won't Be disappointed!

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/1781257259.html
It hopefully sounds like he didn't actually have sex with all 48 women since he mentions friends and friends girlfriends.  I'm assuming he stole some (maybe 47 of them?)  Thank heavens I'm a long ways from Pitsburgh.
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 08:05:18 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on June 09, 2010, 08:03:52 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on June 09, 2010, 07:03:39 AM
Panties anyone?  :zoinks:


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Parting with a Collection $5 per OR - $200 (Pittsburgh Pa)

I am looking to sell a Collection of mine ASAP...

I would like you to know that I haven't used any of the selection that I am selling, But I do believe that this buy would be worth while to any interested buyer!

Ex Girlfriends, Friends, and Friend's Girlfriends are all missing a couple of things thanks to me... and they can all be yours for $5 a pair or $200 for the whole set! (48) Come On! That's Reasonable If I've ever heard of a deal!

I promise you Won't Be disappointed!

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/1781257259.html
It hopefully sounds like he didn't actually have sex with all 48 women since he mentions friends and friends girlfriends.  I'm assuming he stole some (maybe 47 of them?)  Thank heavens I'm a long ways from Pitsburgh.

Yeah, he's a panty thief! He must really be desperate for money to be willing to sell all those "trophies."  ::)
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 08:08:02 AM »
They sell used undies in vending machines over in Japan. :zoinks:
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 11:44:35 AM »
Quote from: Mr Shledge on June 09, 2010, 08:08:02 AM
They sell used undies in vending machines over in Japan. :zoinks:
hopefully freshly laundered
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 01:37:50 PM »
I wonder if panty stealing is gateway behavior to more serious crimes?  Maybe the police should take a look at him.
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 02:43:24 PM »
He might be considering to move on to... socks? :zoinks:
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 04:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr Shledge on June 09, 2010, 08:08:02 AM
They sell used undies in vending machines over in Japan. :zoinks:

Are you freakin' kidding me?!  :sick:
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 05:11:25 PM »
I was friends with a guy who said his wife's brother (in his 30's) had a collection like this. He was always showing him the latest "treasures". :laugh:

Lived home with his mom & kept a dresser full of panties. Don't think he ever did anything illegal, he was just one of those strange, quiet types you didn't want trapped in a room with if you didn't have a club handy.
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2010, 05:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on June 09, 2010, 05:11:25 PM
he was just one of those strange, quiet types you didn't want trapped in a room with if you didn't have a club handy.
He sounds interesting.
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2010, 07:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on June 09, 2010, 05:11:25 PM
I was friends with a guy who said his wife's brother (in his 30's) had a collection like this. He was always showing him the latest "treasures". :laugh:

Lived home with his mom & kept a dresser full of panties. Don't think he ever did anything illegal, he was just one of those strange, quiet types you didn't want trapped in a room with if you didn't have a club handy.

 :plus: for the description, it made me smile!
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Re: Another one from Craigslist
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2010, 09:55:49 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on June 09, 2010, 07:03:39 AM
Panties anyone?  :zoinks:


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Parting with a Collection $5 per OR - $200 (Pittsburgh Pa)

I am looking to sell a Collection of mine ASAP...

I would like you to know that I haven't used any of the selection that I am selling, But I do believe that this buy would be worth while to any interested buyer!

Ex Girlfriends, Friends, and Friend's Girlfriends are all missing a couple of things thanks to me... and they can all be yours for $5 a pair or $200 for the whole set! (48) Come On! That's Reasonable If I've ever heard of a deal!

I promise you Won't Be disappointed!

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/1781257259.html
WHAT A PIG OMGZ!

That is actually quite funny.
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