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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Clients from hell
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2011, 09:49:17 PM »
Most of the clients seem perfectly rational and reasonable to me when they talk about computer stuff. 

Oh! Does that mean I'm one of the clients?  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Clients from hell
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2011, 09:51:02 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 05, 2011, 09:49:17 PM
Most of the clients seem perfectly rational and reasonable to me when they talk about computer stuff.   :zombiefuck:

Oh! Does that mean I'm one of the clients?

 You at least would have better manners than to accuse the computer expert of being
 drunk or stupid when s/he reacted with confusion to your n00b questions.  :hug:
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Re: Clients from hell
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2011, 12:20:02 AM »
Quote from: Binty on November 05, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
CLIENT: “I don’t want to download it. Just give it to me over the phone.”

ME: “It’s a computer program, I can’t give it to you over the phone. I can mail you a DVD, or I can tell you how to safely download it over the internet.”

CLIENT: “Look, I’m not downloading anything, and I’m not getting off the phone until you give it to me.”

ME: “…Okay, do you have a pen and a piece of paper?”

CLIENT: “Hold on…Yup, go ahead!”

ME: “0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 (continued saying random sequence for about 20 seconds)”

CLIENT: “Okay, I guess you can mail it to me.”

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