Hello,
I have autism. It means I'm super cool, and I will make a heap of money if I write a novel about my super cool life, and even more if it's about an autistic romance. Then I'll make a heap more money whoring it off to filmmakers. No, wait, it actually means that if someone touches me, I break their face because no one touches me. That's why they say I can't work with people. It also means that all felony charges are dropped. Too cool.
I have an IQ of 60, which means I laugh at all the retards who fall at the might of my inductive and deductive logic (if you haven't fallen to it, you will).
I'm a prude, and I hate all of you lewd motherfuckers, seriously.
Most of you probably don't even have an ASD, which is probably the saddest thing ever (if you can't figure out why it's so sad, that just makes it even sadder).
Anyway, I look forward to making you all bow and fall to my grand intellect.
O, yes, bring the drama. I love it.