A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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She'll use it as lube next.
Alex179: Everything that is living is dying. It will stop dying when it is dead.
Bengay on your family jewels hurts like you woudn't believe.
Today after swimming in the pool I slathered on some Bengay for my back after getting changed. All of a sudden my body felt like it was doused in gasoline and lit on fire I looked at the tube of Bengay and it said "Ultra Strength" I was all "OH SHIT!'THIS STUFF IS STRONG" I ran into the change room and stripped my clothes off like some hippie on LSD freaking out and the old women in the change room were looking at me like I was a lunatic. When I go swimming theirs only old women during that time of day no girls my age to judge me so I didn't care about being naked just the fact that I was in so much pain. They need to have a warning label on these things. FML. Bengay is such a crappy name. I got it just cause it was cheaper than Rub A 35
Don't listen to these guys people. If you put icy hot on your genitals is makes for a GREAT mastubatory experience. Really! Feels good man. Try it!
From Wiokipedia - Bengay, spelled Ben-Gay prior to 1995, is an analgesic heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain. It was developed in France by Dr. Jules Bengué. Me - Leave it to the French to give us a hot time.
