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Fucking Bengay
« on: May 17, 2010, 09:23:25 PM »
Today after swimming in the pool I slathered on some Bengay for my back after getting changed. All of a sudden my body felt like it was doused in gasoline and lit on fire I looked at the tube of Bengay and it said "Ultra Strength" I was all "OH SHIT!'THIS STUFF IS STRONG" I ran into the change room and stripped my clothes off like some hippie on LSD freaking out and the old women in the change room were looking at me like I was a lunatic.

When I go swimming theirs only old women during that time of day no girls my age to judge me so I didn't care about being naked just the fact that I was in so much pain. They need to have a warning label on these things. FML.

Bengay is such a crappy name. I got it just cause it was cheaper than Rub A 35
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2010, 10:04:22 PM »
I googled it and apparently it's toxic if used in excess :P
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2010, 10:05:05 PM »
Don't get it on your tampons.
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2010, 10:23:54 PM »
She'll use it as lube next.
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2010, 10:26:51 PM »
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 11:21:54 PM »
Bengay on your family jewels hurts like you woudn't believe.  :o
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2010, 12:10:42 AM »
i got some on right now but ti think it hurted cause it mixed in with the dried chlorine.
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2010, 12:11:55 AM »
Quote from: Mr Shledge on May 17, 2010, 10:23:54 PM
She'll use it as lube next.

If there was a show like Jackass but with girls they would be doing this kind of thing. But the majority girls aren't fun like that.
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2010, 06:55:27 AM »
I hate the smell and the feel of Ben-gay. And what a stupid name! I mean, come on! It sounds like lube for gay men! I agree with ya, Gluey: Tiger Balm is the bomb.
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2010, 06:56:24 AM »
Quote from: Scrappie Griffin on May 17, 2010, 11:21:54 PM
Bengay on your family jewels hurts like you woudn't believe.  :o

And what was it doing there in the first place? :hahaha:
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2010, 07:04:23 AM »
Quote from: Gluey on May 17, 2010, 09:23:25 PM
Today after swimming in the pool I slathered on some Bengay for my back after getting changed. All of a sudden my body felt like it was doused in gasoline and lit on fire I looked at the tube of Bengay and it said "Ultra Strength" I was all "OH SHIT!'THIS STUFF IS STRONG" I ran into the change room and stripped my clothes off like some hippie on LSD freaking out and the old women in the change room were looking at me like I was a lunatic.

When I go swimming theirs only old women during that time of day no girls my age to judge me so I didn't care about being naked just the fact that I was in so much pain. They need to have a warning label on these things. FML.

Bengay is such a crappy name. I got it just cause it was cheaper than Rub A 35


Have you tried something like the Icy Hot Patch?
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 07:17:44 AM »
Don't listen to these guys people. If you put icy hot on your genitals is makes for a GREAT mastubatory experience. Really! Feels good man. :)

Try it!
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 07:21:15 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 18, 2010, 07:17:44 AM
Don't listen to these guys people. If you put icy hot on your genitals is makes for a GREAT mastubatory experience. Really! Feels good man. :)

Try it!

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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 11:00:46 AM »
From Wiokipedia -

Bengay, spelled Ben-Gay prior to 1995, is an analgesic heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain. It was developed in France by Dr. Jules Bengué. 

Me -  Leave it to the French to give us a hot time. :asthing:
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Re: Fucking Bengay
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 11:03:52 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on May 18, 2010, 11:00:46 AM
From Wiokipedia -

Bengay, spelled Ben-Gay prior to 1995, is an analgesic heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain. It was developed in France by Dr. Jules Bengué. 

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