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Re: Story game
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2006, 11:18:22 AM »
... The fortune teller cackled evilly and began slapping Fatima with her large, warty nose ...

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« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2006, 11:23:48 AM »
until Fatima threatened to shove a javelin up her arse if she didn't knock it off, upon which she grumbled and got her tesco value crystal ball out.

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« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2006, 11:25:46 AM »
... What was she going to do with it? Something sinister, it soon became apparent ...

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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2006, 12:29:13 PM »
as the face of Bill Gates swam into focus. Clearing her throat, she asked

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« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2006, 12:39:56 PM »
...: "Master, what is your command?" And Bill Gates answered ...

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« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2006, 12:44:21 PM »
GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT***

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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2006, 12:52:02 PM »
... Without warning, the fortune teller exploded ...

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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2006, 01:22:12 PM »
showering Fatima Whitbread, the girl guides and Peter with cottage cheese. Just then,

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Re: Story game
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2006, 01:32:50 PM »
A Jizz Bomb fell from the sky.
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Re: Story game
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2006, 02:03:00 PM »
The end.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Story game
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2006, 02:11:23 PM »
or, so it would seem!
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« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2006, 02:17:23 PM »
... In fact, something completely different occured; the jizz bomb impregnated every female within the area, causing ...

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Re: Story game
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2006, 02:19:04 PM »
rather large foreheaded aspie population explosion, concentrated in that particular region of the world.
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« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2006, 02:28:49 PM »
... As a result, unimagineable technological progress followed during the next one hundred years, and an aspie nation eventually formed, setting out to take over the world. ...

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« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2006, 02:31:10 PM »
by insemination, across the nation...
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