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Re: Story game
« Reply #90 on: September 21, 2006, 08:06:18 AM »
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Re: Story game
« Reply #91 on: September 21, 2006, 09:17:00 AM »
and then her giant pairs of pants arrived in planecopters and attacked the giant marshmellows who had been watching it all unfold from the sidelines puffing their fatties in a mellow fashion...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #92 on: September 21, 2006, 02:16:17 PM »
a story needs pics now and then:

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Re: Story game
« Reply #93 on: September 22, 2006, 07:54:18 AM »
were shocked in awe when, from out of the darkness sprung a demon with awesome power...


heh heh heh
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Re: Story game
« Reply #94 on: September 22, 2006, 09:20:16 PM »
heh heh heh :P

oh, and then Ichikaru and Kakaburu showed up with their Pokekong cubes and summoned Margarinefree and Pik-Atschoo! (bless you) to fight the demon!
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Re: Story game
« Reply #95 on: September 23, 2006, 09:12:23 PM »
... But, shock and horror, out of nowhere came nothing less than the remarkably cold-resistant emulator SNEeSe! (blessed be it) SNEeSe then did something unexpected; it ran a game so wonderful that all the combatants ceased their fighting and stared in awe. The demon sat down, took a gamepad, and ...

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Re: Story game
« Reply #96 on: September 24, 2006, 05:35:45 AM »
...challenged everyone to a game of Mario Kart.  ;D

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Re: Story game
« Reply #97 on: September 24, 2006, 10:00:22 AM »
but then the evil overlord Mario of the Mario Kartell thought he'd start up a tobacco company with his second cousin Tony Soprano, he just hoped his triggerhappy brother Luigi wouldn't hear about it... Luigi had always been a little unstable...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #98 on: September 24, 2006, 10:25:00 AM »
... and exploded as soon as he heard the news. The mess ...

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Re: Story game
« Reply #99 on: September 24, 2006, 01:27:37 PM »
was surprisingly like toasted marshmallows so..

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Re: Story game
« Reply #100 on: September 24, 2006, 01:36:06 PM »
...the Girl Scouts made S'mores with it, which caused...

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Re: Story game
« Reply #101 on: September 24, 2006, 02:36:02 PM »
A rise in childhood obesity; a new way for video games to do this.  Hearing about the rise in childhood obesity,
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Story game
« Reply #102 on: September 24, 2006, 03:51:13 PM »
happily their stocks soared, as there were an even larger number of sit on your fat arse kids with not enough energy but to play their stupid siezure inducing games...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #103 on: September 24, 2006, 07:33:30 PM »
and all was well in the kingdom of kids, until a bunch of Jane Fonda inspired a-dolts thought of sticking Cookie Monster on a permanent diet and the kids all got anorexia and Cookie Monster too who started a proana website posting thinspirating pics of his new stringbean form online...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #104 on: September 25, 2006, 05:30:20 AM »
however, the day was saved by a mob of vigilantes, who kidnapped Cookie Monster and forcefed him Jamie Oliver. This led to