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Story game #1 (finished)
« on: September 17, 2006, 09:07:02 AM »
This is one forum game that I used to participate in at various places. Every poster posts anywhere between a few words to a sentence per post, the posts forming a story. I have yet to see a resulting story that wasn't weird, atleast somewhat incoherent, and contained plenty of grammar and spelling errors. Concidering the way this community is, I would say there is a good chance of the story becoming exceptionally twisted.

At some point, it will have to end. I'll go by uncyclopedia-esque standards and say that the time has come when the new additions are no longer funny but just stupid. Once agreed that so has happened, I'll assemble the story from the posts.

Also, I might just as well say this now: if it becomes weird and twisted enough once done, I'm going to ask if I can put it on the rather "interesting" humor page of my site as part of the story game collection that currently makes up nearly all of it, along with a link to this forum.

So, I'll begin with:

One day, a madman, grinning ever so maniacally, ...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2006, 09:08:43 AM »
took an axe and slice of dubya's fingers one at a time

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Re: Story game
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2006, 09:09:40 AM »
then inserted them, one at a time, in his arse!
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Re: Story game
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2006, 09:10:55 AM »
... Until they ran out; then, he proceeded with ...

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Re: Story game
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2006, 09:50:21 AM »
taking digital photos to send to PeterMacKenzie...

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Re: Story game
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2006, 09:54:25 AM »
... who became extatic upon seeing them. Suddenly, ...

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Re: Story game
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2006, 09:58:58 AM »
he heard a loud shriek

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Re: Story game
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2006, 10:04:42 AM »
...! And watching the pictures over his shoulder were no one other than ...

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Re: Story game
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2006, 10:20:30 AM »
Fatima Whitbread and the local girl guide troop, who

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Re: Story game
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2006, 10:31:14 AM »
was looking sheepish in her pigtails, suddenly and without provocation...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2006, 10:37:08 AM »
began projectile vomiting, until one of the girl guides summoned a crack team of cleaning badgers

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Re: Story game
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2006, 10:38:12 AM »
who were getting along very nicely indeed, until the crack ran out, and they were distracted by A Mushroom which

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Re: Story game
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2006, 10:40:32 AM »
attempted to warn the badgers of an impending snake by a telepathic message, however

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Re: Story game
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2006, 10:49:37 AM »
neither badgers nor mushrooms have any ability as far as telepathy is concerned, so the future for both was looking decidedly dodgy, until Fatima leapt to the rescue by

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Re: Story game
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2006, 10:55:31 AM »
taking everyone to a fortune teller.