Don't Americunts realize that most Mexicunts really don't give a shit about cinco de mayo?
Or that "cinco de mayo" simply means "the fifth of May" in Spanish?
Or that months and days are not capitalized in Spanish?
Or that this so-called "cinco de mayo" is the most stupid and pointless holiday invented? What do you do on cinco de mayo? DRINK MOAR BEER!!! Come on, if I was a drinker, I could do that any day!
So down with the Americunt that declared "cinco de mayo" a national holiday! Probably a small wank from a beer company. I'd rather celebrate Hannukah, and I am not even Jewish!