A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2011, 04:26:23 AM I am eating poached skinless chicken breasts, steamed broccoli and ranch dressing! Read that as "rank dressing", and was grossed out.
I am eating poached skinless chicken breasts, steamed broccoli and ranch dressing!
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 29, 2011, 04:44:13 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 29, 2011, 04:26:23 AM I am eating poached skinless chicken breasts, steamed broccoli and ranch dressing! Read that as "rank dressing", and was grossed out.She should haave spelled it the Dutch way, Raanch dressing.
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Eating? Oh shit I forgot about that. Damn , better have another can of bourbon
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