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TheoK

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Re: Onkel Kånkel is dead
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2010, 06:54:34 PM »
"One evening when I was going out in town
I happened to see a hooker ugly as Hell.
Blackheaded and pickled skin,
I could almost have puked,
But then I went forwards to her and said:
'SUCK MY COCK!'

I thought that whore should
SUCK ON MY COCK!
BABY -
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL PENIS,
And you get a five-krona,
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL ANUS,
And you get one krona.

When I was going out to buy ice-cream
I happened to see an ass big as a shithouse.
I looked upon the cupboard
And started to puke immediately -

Because then I went forwards to her and said:
'SUCK MY COCK!'
I thought that whore should
SUCK ON MY COCK!

Baby -
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL PENIS
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL ANUS
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL PENIS
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL ANUS!

When I was about to go out and buy snuff
I had in my pocket a bag with gravel.
I would hang it by my balls,
In case there should come up some young
Geezer to me and say:

SUCK COCK!
Then I take out my bag with gravel
And hit his fat COCK!

Geezer,
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL PENIS
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL ANUS
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL PENIS
SUCK MY ROCK N' ROLL ANUS!

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