If a woman is going to complain about it being left down or a man is going to complain about the opposite, or the other way round, the logical position is for each to leave it the way that satisfies the opposite number when they are done.
Have to admit, if I've been nowhere near the loo and woke up too late to get from A to B, the back of the shed has served on occasion when much beer has to leave the body in a hurry
Strictly speaking there IS a toilet behind there, although it isn't plumbed in. Bloody hell only knows where that came from. Been meaning to put it through the window of somebody who is an arrogant, thieving, annoying shithead on xmas eve morning again. (wasn't the same toilet, it wasn't as if it was going to have a return address written on the wrapping paper, that would be counter productive and sort of ruin the point of the 'secret santa'. Now if only there wasn't such a thing as forensic DNA analysis then it could have been left with an additional, un-wrapped present nestling inside, too...)
(this particular arsehole deserved it, they were a thief, and an arrogant prick, not to mention liar also. So they got a gift from satan, instead of santa, that xmas morning. At about 5am. Through the window)
Must have thought they needed a new toilet. Well i say new, a disconnected, rather old and tatty toilet that was new TO THE RECIPIENT, at any rate)
