Good luck with the new hip.
Thanks.
Waking up after the surgery, realizing that you can not move half of your lower body, is the worst of it. Or you think so until you have to fart or something that demands involuntary movements down below.
At least that is what you think, knowing you are done moving for a day or two, until an A-Team of large nurses stands you up and makes you take a few steps, barely conscious after four and a half hours of general anesthesia. (REALLY!!???!!)
It is amazing how quickly they set you on the road to recovery these days!
Now, fives weeks after surgery, I am still on pain meds, but I am doing great in physical therapy.
What?? You got a new hip?
Well, yes, two, actually.
Do I know you?
I am sure you know of me. I am Duckfetishgirl
Sorry, I have no previous knowledge of who or what you are. I have been offline for a bit, attending personal health issues.
Either way, you presume to post to me as if you know me.
All forgivenesses for such presumptions are established as given in my realm upon first whim at contact with a "new" entity.
Now, tell ME at some point soon about yourself. I could put up a link to my previous posts, in order to introduce myself, but such assumption on my part would be, let us just say, most presumptuous on my part, since you surely know how to find my previous gagillion posts if you actually cared to know anything about me before presuming as much as you have.
Looking ahead, I will find your posts, digest them, interpret them and come back with a determination of my own attitude toward your presentations to this board before I answer you again. I am fair.
Otherwise, without knowing anything about you ...
... it might be difficult for you and I to communicate in 2D.
Upon a decidedly expressive protrusive gesture of established proper manners though, thanks. Really, thanks.