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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #795 on: March 03, 2016, 10:52:35 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 03, 2016, 04:38:11 AM
Multitasking, posting and farting at the same time.  :M

The PR had a stomach virus this last weekend.  The lack of food that stayed down resulted in a fart marathon.  At one point (after a string of hers)  I accidentally contributed one of my own. 

"Mother?!" 
"It's a sympathy fart my dear."
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #796 on: March 03, 2016, 11:29:08 AM »
:laugh:

Evenings at the palace are... different.
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #797 on: March 04, 2016, 06:19:17 AM »
  I have to go to work and I don't wanna.  :nicegear:
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #798 on: March 04, 2016, 04:45:31 PM »
Post from work. :hamsterwheel:
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #799 on: March 04, 2016, 06:20:51 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 03, 2016, 11:29:08 AM
:laugh:

Evenings at the palace are... different.

Yes, the air is decidedly different. 
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #800 on: March 05, 2016, 04:01:36 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 04, 2016, 06:20:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 03, 2016, 11:29:08 AM
:laugh:

Evenings at the palace are... different.

Yes, the air is decidedly different.

Back to the days of long gone, the good old days, when castles were still drafty and well aired.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #801 on: March 05, 2016, 09:14:13 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 04, 2016, 04:45:31 PM
Post from work. :hamsterwheel:

  I can't, I have too much to do!  If I'm not  :fatchef:  then I'm  :sweep:  or I'm  :multitask:


   (Except not with a phone.  I very seldom have time to be on my phone.)  :M :angel:
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #802 on: March 05, 2016, 06:05:14 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 05, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 04, 2016, 04:45:31 PM
Post from work. :hamsterwheel:

  I can't, I have too much to do!  If I'm not  :fatchef:  then I'm  :sweep:  or I'm  :multitask:


   (Except not with a phone.  I very seldom have time to be on my phone.)  :M :angel:

You need to plan ahead. Take five-minute breaks and sneak out to post.
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #803 on: March 05, 2016, 06:11:49 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 05, 2016, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 05, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 04, 2016, 04:45:31 PM
Post from work. :hamsterwheel:

  I can't, I have too much to do!  If I'm not  :fatchef:  then I'm  :sweep:  or I'm  :multitask:


   (Except not with a phone.  I very seldom have time to be on my phone.)  :M :angel:

You need to plan ahead. Take five-minute breaks and sneak out to post.
Tell them you're suffering from a weak bladder.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #804 on: March 05, 2016, 06:13:52 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 05, 2016, 06:11:49 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 05, 2016, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 05, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 04, 2016, 04:45:31 PM
Post from work. :hamsterwheel:

  I can't, I have too much to do!  If I'm not  :fatchef:  then I'm  :sweep:  or I'm  :multitask:


   (Except not with a phone.  I very seldom have time to be on my phone.)  :M :angel:

You need to plan ahead. Take five-minute breaks and sneak out to post.
Tell them you're suffering from a week bladder

Or diarrhoea. Gives you more time. :zoinks:
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #805 on: March 05, 2016, 06:16:55 PM »
That's even better they'll send you home
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #806 on: March 05, 2016, 07:03:18 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 05, 2016, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 05, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 04, 2016, 04:45:31 PM
Post from work. :hamsterwheel:

  I can't, I have too much to do!  If I'm not  :fatchef:  then I'm  :sweep:  or I'm  :multitask:


   (Except not with a phone.  I very seldom have time to be on my phone.)  :M :angel:

You need to plan ahead. Take five-minute breaks and sneak out to post.

  I don't like posting on my phone.  It's too hard to select font and size settings. :violin:
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #807 on: March 06, 2016, 01:56:36 PM »
Fonts and sizes are a distraction. You need to simplify things to postwhore efficiently.
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #808 on: March 06, 2016, 01:57:37 PM »
I wonder if I should fix my signature.
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Re: Post, FFS!
« Reply #809 on: March 06, 2016, 02:08:24 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 06, 2016, 01:56:36 PM
Fonts and sizes are a distraction. You need to simplify things to postwhore efficiently.

  I pride myself on the appearance of my posts.  I cannot compromise.  :M
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