Ask TheFuzz305 Anything and Everything!

[TheFuzz305]

Ask me questions and I'll try my best to answer them. No matter how stupid your questions might be.  :lol:

[punkdrew]

Are you a cop?

[TheFuzz305]

Are you a cop?

I wouldn't make it one day on the Police Force in any location. So yeah... I wouldn't make a good cop. So to answer your question in a non-political way, no.

[Parts]

Are you from the government

[TheFuzz305]

Are you from the government

If I was, then Dale Gribble wouldn't hang out with me anymore. So to be honest, I am not with the feds. I can find them if I wanted to, but I don't need them. So why bother.

[skyblue1]

But you have been to Washington before , havent you. I have seen pictures of you there , from the internetz. we have spies everywhere.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Do you take it up the ass?

You know, this should be my compulsory question to all n00bs to weird them out.

[TheFuzz305]

@skyblue1: Yeah, I been to D.C. Just don't tell Dale Gribble that. He'll get angry.  

Do you take it up the ass?

You know, this should be my compulsory question to all n00bs to weird them out.

Depends what I take up the ass... Things come out of it, just like anyone else's ass.

So basically, I don't practice smex, so no taking it up the ass for me.

["couldbecousin"]

How did you decide on a Colonel Sanders avatar?

[TheFuzz305]

How did you decide on a Colonel Sanders avatar?

Because I like KFC and I wanted to meet Colonel Sanders.  Maybe it will change to an old school South Florida News Reporter if y'all ask kind enough (or rudely enough).  :lol:

[Scrapheap]

So Fuzz305, do you put out on the first date?? if not, then when??

Nah, smex is not allowed before marriage in Protestant Faith. 

Fuck the protestant faith!!!    I wanna know when your vagina is open for business. 

["couldbecousin"]

How did you decide on a Colonel Sanders avatar?

Because I like KFC and I wanted to meet Colonel Sanders.  Maybe it will change to an old school South Florida News Reporter if y'all ask kind enough (or rudely enough).  :lol:

Col. Sanders is dead now, right? 

[TheFuzz305]

So Fuzz305, do you put out on the first date?? if not, then when??

Nah, smex is not allowed before marriage in Protestant Faith. 

Fuck the protestant faith!!!    I wanna know when your vagina is open for business. 

I thought I told you, send all complaint letters to Governor Charlie Crist.  :lol:

How did you decide on a Colonel Sanders avatar?

Because I like KFC and I wanted to meet Colonel Sanders.  Maybe it will change to an old school South Florida News Reporter if y'all ask kind enough (or rudely enough).  :lol:

Col. Sanders is dead now, right? 

Yeah. He died. So all I can do is eat his chicken. 

["couldbecousin"]

So Fuzz305, do you put out on the first date?? if not, then when??

Nah, smex is not allowed before marriage in Protestant Faith. 

Fuck the protestant faith!!!    I wanna know when your vagina is open for business. 

I thought I told you, send all complaint letters to Governor Charlie Crist.  :lol:

How did you decide on a Colonel Sanders avatar?

Because I like KFC and I wanted to meet Colonel Sanders.  Maybe it will change to an old school South Florida News Reporter if y'all ask kind enough (or rudely enough).  :lol:

Col. Sanders is dead now, right? 

Yeah. He died. So all I can do is eat his chicken. 

Very clever of them to have changed their name to KFC, thus avoiding mention of the fact that the chicken is, in fact, fried.

[Callaway]

So Fuzz305, do you put out on the first date?? if not, then when??

Nah, smex is not allowed before marriage in Protestant Faith. 

Fuck the protestant faith!!!    I wanna know when your vagina is open for business. 

I thought I told you, send all complaint letters to Governor Charlie Crist.  :lol:

How did you decide on a Colonel Sanders avatar?

Because I like KFC and I wanted to meet Colonel Sanders.  Maybe it will change to an old school South Florida News Reporter if y'all ask kind enough (or rudely enough).  :lol:

Col. Sanders is dead now, right? 

Yeah. He died. So all I can do is eat his chicken. 

Very clever of them to have changed their name to KFC, thus avoiding mention of the fact that the chicken is, in fact, fried.

They still serve fried chicken here, but they also serve grilled chicken.