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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1545 on: August 28, 2013, 05:57:30 PM »
Sex is a waste of time!  Now that you're older, you can talk about what really matters!   :oldman:
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  Talking about food is always acceptable, or talking about special interests.  :thumbup:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1546 on: August 28, 2013, 06:02:46 PM »
Lets see what I have had to eat today. A bowl of Mud Pie Chocolate Ice cream, A Huge Bean And Cheese Chimichanga

And now, I'm about to go out to eat again! *I did go regular food shopping however and bought nothing but healthy stuff

When your a deprived little bastard like me you tend to want one day where you eat nothing but BAD things.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1547 on: August 28, 2013, 06:02:56 PM »
Sex is a waste of time!  Now that you're older, you can talk about what really matters!   :oldman:
:indeed: :plus:

  Talking about food is always acceptable, or talking about special interests.  :thumbup:

How would CBC know that food is better than sex? :zoinks:

This gets back to the pregnancy theory of the other thread. :orly:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1548 on: August 28, 2013, 06:05:48 PM »
Sex is a waste of time!  Now that you're older, you can talk about what really matters!   :oldman:
:indeed: :plus:

  Talking about food is always acceptable, or talking about special interests.  :thumbup:

How would CBC know that food is better than sex? :zoinks:

This gets back to the pregnancy theory of the other thread. :orly:

  I am merely using logic.  Food can make me fat but it cannot get me pregnant, therefore WIN.  :P
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1549 on: August 28, 2013, 06:09:54 PM »
Sex is a waste of time!  Now that you're older, you can talk about what really matters!   :oldman:
:indeed: :plus:

  Talking about food is always acceptable, or talking about special interests.  :thumbup:

How would CBC know that food is better than sex? :zoinks:

This gets back to the pregnancy theory of the other thread. :orly:

  I am merely using logic.  Food can make me fat but it cannot get me pregnant, therefore WIN.  :P

Getting pregnant will make you fat, therefore LOSE. :P
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1550 on: August 29, 2013, 10:30:48 AM »
Food makes my penis hard, so it can make a baby. therefore, I have declaired infact food can make a baby!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1551 on: August 30, 2013, 12:49:58 PM »
 :'(
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1552 on: August 30, 2013, 12:52:28 PM »
:'(

You're not alone on the site. :P

No one is posting, though.

Why not start a new thread? "Trigger11 Feeds His Fury!" We'll all post things for you to get angry about. :P

Or you can start a new poll for the dirtiest-minded member of I2. :thumbup:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1553 on: September 04, 2013, 08:44:27 PM »
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Everyone online is either snooping or PMing. :P
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1554 on: September 04, 2013, 11:29:19 PM »
:penis:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1555 on: September 05, 2013, 05:46:42 AM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1556 on: September 05, 2013, 06:12:17 AM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(

Are there any out there? Can you find one?
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1557 on: September 05, 2013, 03:01:28 PM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(

Are there any out there? Can you find one?

Not that I know of! :dunno:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1558 on: September 06, 2013, 04:29:26 AM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(

Are there any out there? Can you find one?

Not that I know of! :dunno:

  One would hope not!   Almighty God created the female organs for childbearing, not for dancing!   :pope:
« Last Edit: September 06, 2013, 04:34:38 AM by couldbecousin »
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1559 on: September 06, 2013, 05:08:56 AM »
I want a dancing vagina emoticon! I am sick of all these dancing penis running this place. >:(

Are there any out there? Can you find one?

Not that I know of! :dunno:

  One would hope not!    God created the female organs for childbearing, not for dancing!   :pope:

So only :penis: can dance? That's sexist. :orly:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.