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Offline Jesse

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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1485 on: June 16, 2013, 05:36:03 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:16:55 PM
Most times, when I'm alone, I masturbate.
When you are married?
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1486 on: June 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:16:55 PM
Most times, when I'm alone, I masturbate.
When you are married?
im not alone very much.  And I also have kids.  Kids reduce the amount of free time a married couple has to make whoopsie, by ten.
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1487 on: June 16, 2013, 05:45:52 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:16:55 PM
Most times, when I'm alone, I masturbate.
When you are married?
im not alone very much.  And I also have kids.  Kids reduce the amount of free time a married couple has to make whoopsie, by ten.

  Time for those kids to get summer jobs and get out of the house!   :rollingpin:  ::) ::)
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1488 on: June 16, 2013, 05:49:30 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 05:45:52 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:16:55 PM
Most times, when I'm alone, I masturbate.
When you are married?
im not alone very much.  And I also have kids.  Kids reduce the amount of free time a married couple has to make whoopsie, by ten.

  Time for those kids to get summer jobs and get out of the house!   :rollingpin:  ::) ::)
the term NOONER was invented for married couples with kids at school.
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1489 on: June 16, 2013, 05:55:56 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:49:30 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 05:45:52 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:16:55 PM
Most times, when I'm alone, I masturbate.
When you are married?
im not alone very much.  And I also have kids.  Kids reduce the amount of free time a married couple has to make whoopsie, by ten.

  Time for those kids to get summer jobs and get out of the house!   :rollingpin:  ::) ::)
the term NOONER was invented for married couples with kids at school.

  But now school is over, and it's time for the kids to start working 8-hour days!    :GA: :GA:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1490 on: June 16, 2013, 06:05:23 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:49:30 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 05:45:52 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:16:55 PM
Most times, when I'm alone, I masturbate.
When you are married?
im not alone very much.  And I also have kids.  Kids reduce the amount of free time a married couple has to make whoopsie, by ten.

  Time for those kids to get summer jobs and get out of the house!   :rollingpin:  ::) ::)
the term NOONER was invented for married couples with kids at school.

  But now school is over, and it's time for the kids to start working 8-hour days!    :GA: :GA:
now I want sex.
Time to get the kids a summer job.  :agreed:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1491 on: June 16, 2013, 06:16:26 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
im not alone very much.  And I also have kids.  Kids reduce the amount of free time a married couple has to make whoopsie, by ten.
I understand. When I marry weeble and get her weeble belly pregnant, I'll have to masturbate aswell in my free time
« Last Edit: June 16, 2013, 06:27:36 PM by Merauder »
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1492 on: June 16, 2013, 07:06:21 PM »
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 06:16:26 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
im not alone very much.  And I also have kids.  Kids reduce the amount of free time a married couple has to make whoopsie, by ten.
I understand. When I marry weeble and get her weeble belly pregnant, I'll have to masturbate aswell in my free time

  I'm easing into menopause :cbc: , you will have to find a younger baby mama.
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1493 on: June 16, 2013, 07:37:30 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 07:06:21 PM
Quote from: Merauder on June 16, 2013, 06:16:26 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 16, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
im not alone very much.  And I also have kids.  Kids reduce the amount of free time a married couple has to make whoopsie, by ten.
I understand. When I marry weeble and get her weeble belly pregnant, I'll have to masturbate aswell in my free time

  I'm easing into menopause :cbc: , you will have to find a younger baby mama.
what does a man get? MANopause?
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1494 on: June 16, 2013, 08:16:33 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2013, 07:06:21 PM
I'm easing into menopause :cbc: , you will have to find a younger baby mama.
Aww. weeble you would have made a great babymomma! :orly:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1495 on: June 17, 2013, 03:02:46 AM »
Awww, the bliss of being alone.

It is so under appreciated.  :asthing:
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1496 on: June 17, 2013, 03:03:44 AM »
Still, two guests around, but I just pretend not to see them.  8)
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1497 on: June 25, 2013, 11:28:18 PM »
I feel alone.  :'(
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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1498 on: June 25, 2013, 11:49:48 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 25, 2013, 11:28:18 PM
I feel alone.  :'(

I was just going to post that.

Do I feel less alone now?  :apondering:
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Post here and whine if you are alone on the site!
« Reply #1499 on: June 26, 2013, 12:03:50 PM »
We can weep together. :zoinks:
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