A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 03:05:17 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2010, 03:02:41 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 02:56:21 PMQuote from: parts on April 04, 2010, 02:06:57 PMMy son's girlfriend wants to piece her hips on the sides See, that will hurt every time she tucks in a shirt! I still bump my hips against tables and such, that would be painful having them pierced.Nipple and genital piercings don't do it for me either. The practical side, and the sensory thing just is not what meets my needs. I do like to see a nice facial piercing. Looks really good on some. I don't see much difference with an ear-piercing. I have none of these piercings at all though. Very boring, no piercings and no tats.I have pierced ears but haven't worn earrings in years. No tats either. Yay BORING! You've got some interesting scars in your lobes though.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2010, 03:02:41 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 02:56:21 PMQuote from: parts on April 04, 2010, 02:06:57 PMMy son's girlfriend wants to piece her hips on the sides See, that will hurt every time she tucks in a shirt! I still bump my hips against tables and such, that would be painful having them pierced.Nipple and genital piercings don't do it for me either. The practical side, and the sensory thing just is not what meets my needs. I do like to see a nice facial piercing. Looks really good on some. I don't see much difference with an ear-piercing. I have none of these piercings at all though. Very boring, no piercings and no tats.I have pierced ears but haven't worn earrings in years. No tats either. Yay BORING!
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 02:56:21 PMQuote from: parts on April 04, 2010, 02:06:57 PMMy son's girlfriend wants to piece her hips on the sides See, that will hurt every time she tucks in a shirt! I still bump my hips against tables and such, that would be painful having them pierced.Nipple and genital piercings don't do it for me either. The practical side, and the sensory thing just is not what meets my needs. I do like to see a nice facial piercing. Looks really good on some. I don't see much difference with an ear-piercing. I have none of these piercings at all though. Very boring, no piercings and no tats.
Quote from: parts on April 04, 2010, 02:06:57 PMMy son's girlfriend wants to piece her hips on the sides See, that will hurt every time she tucks in a shirt!
My son's girlfriend wants to piece her hips on the sides
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2010, 03:11:14 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 03:05:17 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2010, 03:02:41 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 02:56:21 PMQuote from: parts on April 04, 2010, 02:06:57 PMMy son's girlfriend wants to piece her hips on the sides See, that will hurt every time she tucks in a shirt! I still bump my hips against tables and such, that would be painful having them pierced.Nipple and genital piercings don't do it for me either. The practical side, and the sensory thing just is not what meets my needs. I do like to see a nice facial piercing. Looks really good on some. I don't see much difference with an ear-piercing. I have none of these piercings at all though. Very boring, no piercings and no tats.I have pierced ears but haven't worn earrings in years. No tats either. Yay BORING! You've got some interesting scars in your lobes though.I never thought of it that way! I suppose I do...especially since the holes have partially closed due to lack of use. The last few times I tried to get earrings into them, I had to punch through the healed tissue...ow! (If McJagger were here, he'd take that line about holes closing due to lack of use, and run with it! )
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 03:17:55 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2010, 03:11:14 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 03:05:17 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2010, 03:02:41 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2010, 02:56:21 PMQuote from: parts on April 04, 2010, 02:06:57 PMMy son's girlfriend wants to piece her hips on the sides See, that will hurt every time she tucks in a shirt! I still bump my hips against tables and such, that would be painful having them pierced.Nipple and genital piercings don't do it for me either. The practical side, and the sensory thing just is not what meets my needs. I do like to see a nice facial piercing. Looks really good on some. I don't see much difference with an ear-piercing. I have none of these piercings at all though. Very boring, no piercings and no tats.I have pierced ears but haven't worn earrings in years. No tats either. Yay BORING! You've got some interesting scars in your lobes though.I never thought of it that way! I suppose I do...especially since the holes have partially closed due to lack of use. The last few times I tried to get earrings into them, I had to punch through the healed tissue...ow! (If McJagger were here, he'd take that line about holes closing due to lack of use, and run with it! ) I know, I was about to post that I was like a virgin.
No tats or even ear piercings here, I have had nails all the way though my feet, hands, and fingers before but never on purpose. I also have very bad reactions to metal against my skin I can't even wear my wedding band for more than a couple days without problems
I haven't got a facial piercing, but I got a "Prince Albert".
The ones that make me wince are the huge things that look like eyelets people stick in their stretched out earlobes. Even when they come out their earlobes won't ever be normal again.
I wince when I see them, especially those little studs above the upper lip...how the hell do they do that?! Imagine the hassles of trying to blow your runny pierced nose without ripping your nostril, OW!
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 03, 2010, 09:45:24 PMI wince when I see them, especially those little studs above the upper lip...how the hell do they do that?! Imagine the hassles of trying to blow your runny pierced nose without ripping your nostril, OW! It's actually not that challenging.
I have no tatoos. Not that I am against them or anything, I just don't have anything I want to keep with me forever. As far as piercings, I have my left ear pierced once. Thats it.Facial piercings look to me like a piece of food or a booger. I don't like them.
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Do the nipple ones hurt?
