A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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2 boxes full of assorted junk (mostly home stuff, unopened packages of weatherstripping, hardware, etc)1 big Panasonic radio/cd/tape player (sounds nice)1 smaller radio1 DVD player2 weedeaters (1 is junk - goes over the fence onto the neighbors scap pile, other I haven't tested yet with the exception of pulling the string once to check for compression)Nothing like trash day.
I found that my bank's computers were fucked.
Quote from: odeon on September 02, 2010, 12:56:02 PMI found that my bank's computers were fucked.OOOOO, that happened to my bank about a month ago! A payment I made over the phone failed to clear, and I think that's why!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 01:02:12 PMQuote from: odeon on September 02, 2010, 12:56:02 PMI found that my bank's computers were fucked.OOOOO, that happened to my bank about a month ago! A payment I made over the phone failed to clear, and I think that's why! I was at the bank to get a bank draft. The clerk had to clear a new one three times because his computer fucked up the first two attempts and their support told him to switch computers.
It was the easiest way to pay for the Jag, evidently. Nothing easy about it.
Quote from: odeon on September 02, 2010, 01:09:54 PMIt was the easiest way to pay for the Jag, evidently. Nothing easy about it.When will the Jag be delivered?
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 01:11:09 PMQuote from: odeon on September 02, 2010, 01:09:54 PMIt was the easiest way to pay for the Jag, evidently. Nothing easy about it.When will the Jag be delivered? Getting it tomorrow. that is, I'm driving there to inspect it. If it's OK, then it's a deal.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:36:01 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 09:32:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:31:31 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 09:25:56 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:23:03 AMFound another letter on my doormat. Invitation to get the youngest vaccinated. Have not told her yet. She will not be pleased at all. Is it a standard vaccination against childhood diseases, or is it for the flu or something like that?The last shot to make protection against rubella, measles and mumps complete. And the last general shot for diphtheria, tetanus and polio. Tetanus shot may be needed again of course, later in life. I hope the shots don't hurt her too much.I last got a tetanus booster shot in 1994, I wonder if I should get another! How big was that cut in your finger again?And how dirty the knife. It can wait till you run risk of infection. I never had a new one since I was 4 I think. I've not had shots for mumps and measles either. Just was sent out playing at places where chance of infection was high. The cut is less than half an inch long and the knife was sparkling clean. I suppose I will ask my doctor, and maybe have a booster shot if I step on a rusty nail or something like that! So did you ever get measles or mumps?
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 09:32:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:31:31 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 09:25:56 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:23:03 AMFound another letter on my doormat. Invitation to get the youngest vaccinated. Have not told her yet. She will not be pleased at all. Is it a standard vaccination against childhood diseases, or is it for the flu or something like that?The last shot to make protection against rubella, measles and mumps complete. And the last general shot for diphtheria, tetanus and polio. Tetanus shot may be needed again of course, later in life. I hope the shots don't hurt her too much.I last got a tetanus booster shot in 1994, I wonder if I should get another! How big was that cut in your finger again?And how dirty the knife. It can wait till you run risk of infection. I never had a new one since I was 4 I think. I've not had shots for mumps and measles either. Just was sent out playing at places where chance of infection was high.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:31:31 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 09:25:56 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:23:03 AMFound another letter on my doormat. Invitation to get the youngest vaccinated. Have not told her yet. She will not be pleased at all. Is it a standard vaccination against childhood diseases, or is it for the flu or something like that?The last shot to make protection against rubella, measles and mumps complete. And the last general shot for diphtheria, tetanus and polio. Tetanus shot may be needed again of course, later in life. I hope the shots don't hurt her too much.I last got a tetanus booster shot in 1994, I wonder if I should get another!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 09:25:56 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:23:03 AMFound another letter on my doormat. Invitation to get the youngest vaccinated. Have not told her yet. She will not be pleased at all. Is it a standard vaccination against childhood diseases, or is it for the flu or something like that?The last shot to make protection against rubella, measles and mumps complete. And the last general shot for diphtheria, tetanus and polio. Tetanus shot may be needed again of course, later in life.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2010, 09:23:03 AMFound another letter on my doormat. Invitation to get the youngest vaccinated. Have not told her yet. She will not be pleased at all. Is it a standard vaccination against childhood diseases, or is it for the flu or something like that?
Found another letter on my doormat. Invitation to get the youngest vaccinated. Have not told her yet. She will not be pleased at all.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: odeon on September 02, 2010, 01:11:54 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2010, 01:11:09 PMQuote from: odeon on September 02, 2010, 01:09:54 PMIt was the easiest way to pay for the Jag, evidently. Nothing easy about it.When will the Jag be delivered? Getting it tomorrow. that is, I'm driving there to inspect it. If it's OK, then it's a deal.Congrats odeon.
Found a dino waiting to be sold free from oblivion. So, paid the ransom of 50 cts. And it is now standing happily and free on the table.