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Quote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:11:44 PMMy big cop flash lights and my binoculars which were hiding from me on purpose till I tracked them downUh? For the trip? Hope you're not planning on pulling someone over. That happened a couple of weeks ago here. An out-of-state guy thought someone was driving carelessly. Put on flashing lights, pulled a gun on her when she stopped, flashed a (fire department) badge at her and called the State police. He was charged with impersonating an officer, reckless endangerment, false arrest, and various and sundry other charges.
My big cop flash lights and my binoculars which were hiding from me on purpose till I tracked them down
Quote from: Weakling on July 11, 2010, 05:46:40 PMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:11:44 PMMy big cop flash lights and my binoculars which were hiding from me on purpose till I tracked them downUh? For the trip? Hope you're not planning on pulling someone over. That happened a couple of weeks ago here. An out-of-state guy thought someone was driving carelessly. Put on flashing lights, pulled a gun on her when she stopped, flashed a (fire department) badge at her and called the State police. He was charged with impersonating an officer, reckless endangerment, false arrest, and various and sundry other charges.Not pulling anybody over Going over multiple state lines means you need to have have to be creative with things like self protection don't want to run afoul of the law. These are just the big four D cell flash light the police use as big as a small night stick and heavy. Good for lots of things and expected in car
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Quote from: odeon on July 11, 2010, 04:31:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 11, 2010, 04:29:52 PMQuote from: odeon on July 11, 2010, 04:26:54 PMUm, I'd rather not. I think you'll find yourself mysteriously compelled to do it once the synth arrives! I think I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to repair it first, after which I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to get a good mixer so I can plug in all my gear.And after that...dance party at odeon's house!
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 11, 2010, 04:29:52 PMQuote from: odeon on July 11, 2010, 04:26:54 PMUm, I'd rather not. I think you'll find yourself mysteriously compelled to do it once the synth arrives! I think I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to repair it first, after which I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to get a good mixer so I can plug in all my gear.
Quote from: odeon on July 11, 2010, 04:26:54 PMUm, I'd rather not. I think you'll find yourself mysteriously compelled to do it once the synth arrives!
Um, I'd rather not.
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 11, 2010, 04:33:52 PMQuote from: odeon on July 11, 2010, 04:31:09 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 11, 2010, 04:29:52 PMQuote from: odeon on July 11, 2010, 04:26:54 PMUm, I'd rather not. I think you'll find yourself mysteriously compelled to do it once the synth arrives! I think I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to repair it first, after which I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to get a good mixer so I can plug in all my gear.And after that...dance party at odeon's house!
Never knew how to dance, actually.
Quote from: odeon on July 12, 2010, 07:47:56 AMNever knew how to dance, actually. Me neither. It's kind of pathetic. I can chair-dance, I can bop along in the aisles at the store if a song comes on, but from my waist to my knees, my body is clueless!
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 12, 2010, 07:50:34 AMQuote from: odeon on July 12, 2010, 07:47:56 AMNever knew how to dance, actually. Me neither. It's kind of pathetic. I can chair-dance, I can bop along in the aisles at the store if a song comes on, but from my waist to my knees, my body is clueless! And apart from my wedding, I've left the dancing to others.
Quote from: odeon on July 12, 2010, 07:51:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 12, 2010, 07:50:34 AMQuote from: odeon on July 12, 2010, 07:47:56 AMNever knew how to dance, actually. Me neither. It's kind of pathetic. I can chair-dance, I can bop along in the aisles at the store if a song comes on, but from my waist to my knees, my body is clueless! And apart from my wedding, I've left the dancing to others.The joke at my day job is that at every Christmas party we have, it's my job to sit at the table and watch the other ladies' purses!
I found my old bus pass that I've been looking for ages, despite I looked at it, I realized how drugged up I looked in that picture.... I will post it when I have time.
Quote from: superboyian on July 13, 2010, 06:21:19 PMI found my old bus pass that I've been looking for ages, despite I looked at it, I realized how drugged up I looked in that picture.... I will post it when I have time.I hate photo ID's. My last license photo looks like I stuck my finger in a light socket. Bad hair day X 4.
Was dreading this but here goes. The ID picture I was talking about.