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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #285 on: July 11, 2010, 05:56:37 PM »
My big cop flash lights and my binoculars which were hiding from me on purpose till I tracked them down

Uh?  For the trip? 

Hope you're not planning on pulling someone over.  That happened a couple of weeks ago here.  An out-of-state guy thought someone was driving carelessly.  Put on flashing lights, pulled a gun on her when she stopped, flashed a (fire department) badge at her and called the State police.  He was charged with impersonating an officer, reckless endangerment, false arrest, and various and sundry other charges.

Not pulling anybody over :laugh:   Going over multiple state lines means you need to have have to be creative with things like self protection don't want to run afoul of the law.  These are just the big four D cell flash light the police use as big as a small night stick and heavy. Good for lots   of things :zoinks: and expected in car
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #286 on: July 11, 2010, 09:13:02 PM »
Okay.   After my dad died, we divided up his auxiliary police stuff.  My sister got his gun and I got the nightstick and his helmet.  Hmm, where did the handcuffs go? 
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #287 on: July 12, 2010, 03:31:15 AM »
My big cop flash lights and my binoculars which were hiding from me on purpose till I tracked them down

Uh?  For the trip? 

Hope you're not planning on pulling someone over.  That happened a couple of weeks ago here.  An out-of-state guy thought someone was driving carelessly.  Put on flashing lights, pulled a gun on her when she stopped, flashed a (fire department) badge at her and called the State police.  He was charged with impersonating an officer, reckless endangerment, false arrest, and various and sundry other charges.

Not pulling anybody over :laugh:   Going over multiple state lines means you need to have have to be creative with things like self protection don't want to run afoul of the law.  These are just the big four D cell flash light the police use as big as a small night stick and heavy. Good for lots   of things :zoinks: and expected in car

When I worked as a bouncer a while back, we had heavy, robustly-built radios that were supposed to double as a weapon in a pinch.
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #288 on: July 12, 2010, 07:40:26 AM »
Um, I'd rather not. :laugh:

I think you'll find yourself mysteriously compelled to do it once the synth arrives!  :evillaugh:

I think I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to repair it first, after which I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to get a good mixer so I can plug in all my gear.

And after that...dance party at odeon's house!   :notes: :dance: :notes: :soph: :notes: :dance: :notes:

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #289 on: July 12, 2010, 07:41:44 AM »
Um, I'd rather not. :laugh:

I think you'll find yourself mysteriously compelled to do it once the synth arrives!  :evillaugh:

I think I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to repair it first, after which I'll find myself mysteriously compelled to get a good mixer so I can plug in all my gear.

And after that...dance party at odeon's house!   :notes: :dance: :notes: :soph: :notes: :dance: :notes:

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Come on, dance with us!  :dancers:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #290 on: July 12, 2010, 07:47:56 AM »
Never knew how to dance, actually.  :-[
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #291 on: July 12, 2010, 07:50:34 AM »
Never knew how to dance, actually.  :-[

Me neither. It's kind of pathetic. I can chair-dance, I can bop along in the aisles at the store if a song comes on,
but from my waist to my knees, my body is clueless!  :facepalm2:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #292 on: July 12, 2010, 07:51:26 AM »
Never knew how to dance, actually.  :-[

Me neither. It's kind of pathetic. I can chair-dance, I can bop along in the aisles at the store if a song comes on,
but from my waist to my knees, my body is clueless!  :facepalm2:

And apart from my wedding, I've left the dancing to others.
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #293 on: July 12, 2010, 07:55:53 AM »
Never knew how to dance, actually.  :-[

Me neither. It's kind of pathetic. I can chair-dance, I can bop along in the aisles at the store if a song comes on,
but from my waist to my knees, my body is clueless!  :facepalm2:

And apart from my wedding, I've left the dancing to others.

The joke at my day job is that at every Christmas party we have, it's my job to sit at the table and watch the other ladies' purses!  :laugh:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #294 on: July 12, 2010, 07:56:26 AM »
Never knew how to dance, actually.  :-[

Me neither. It's kind of pathetic. I can chair-dance, I can bop along in the aisles at the store if a song comes on,
but from my waist to my knees, my body is clueless!  :facepalm2:

And apart from my wedding, I've left the dancing to others.

The joke at my day job is that at every Christmas party we have, it's my job to sit at the table and watch the other ladies' purses!  :laugh:

:laugh: but do you mind?
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #295 on: July 13, 2010, 06:21:19 PM »
I found my old bus pass that I've been looking for ages, despite I looked at it, I realized how drugged up I looked in that picture.... I will post it when I have time.
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #296 on: July 13, 2010, 06:37:35 PM »
I found my old bus pass that I've been looking for ages, despite I looked at it, I realized how drugged up I looked in that picture.... I will post it when I have time.

I hate photo ID's.

My last license photo looks like I stuck my finger in a light socket. Bad hair day X 4.  :laugh:

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #297 on: July 13, 2010, 06:48:28 PM »
I found my old bus pass that I've been looking for ages, despite I looked at it, I realized how drugged up I looked in that picture.... I will post it when I have time.

I hate photo ID's.

My last license photo looks like I stuck my finger in a light socket. Bad hair day X 4.  :laugh:

:LOL: That's why now I just prepare for the worst whenever I get my ID picture taken.
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #298 on: July 13, 2010, 07:19:05 PM »
Was dreading this but here goes. :viking: The ID picture I was talking about.

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #299 on: July 13, 2010, 07:28:23 PM »
Was dreading this but here goes. :viking: The ID picture I was talking about.

Oh yeah, you do look a little stoned sleepy, but it's no worse than my state ID photo,
which makes me look like a scary killer!  :laugh:
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