Local authorities believe that the reason OXMC wants to annex Greenland is because he wants to make Greenland the Isle of Elba for his son Eric Trump. Reasons why is that Eric seriously annoys the crap out of him.
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I have also just recently found a hard bony lump on the last joint of my left pinkie. I suspect that I have another one of these, possibly caused by twisting my fingers while carrying heavy bags. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avulsion_fracture
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 03, 2014, 06:59:36 AM I found two Hershey bars in the apartment this morning. Good times!Who did put them there?Be careful, accepting gifts like this.
I found two Hershey bars in the apartment this morning. Good times!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 03, 2014, 11:12:44 PM I have also just recently found a hard bony lump on the last joint of my left pinkie. I suspect that I have another one of these, possibly caused by twisting my fingers while carrying heavy bags. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avulsion_fracture You're a medical mystery.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 04, 2014, 05:28:09 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 03, 2014, 11:12:44 PM I have also just recently found a hard bony lump on the last joint of my left pinkie. I suspect that I have another one of these, possibly caused by twisting my fingers while carrying heavy bags. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avulsion_fracture You're a medical mystery. Can't wait to show my doctor the crooked finger! Maybe she'll have it X-rayed!
And I would say No, truthfully, with my halo intact.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 04, 2014, 07:35:07 AM And I would say No, truthfully, with my halo intact. Your denial will only make you look guilty. My post count is a palindrome, and it's equal to 27 in binary.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 04, 2014, 07:37:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 04, 2014, 07:35:07 AM And I would say No, truthfully, with my halo intact. Your denial will only make you look guilty. My post count is a palindrome, and it's equal to 27 in binary. Nobody cares about your palindrome.
Some fancy fireplace tools for the firepit.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 04, 2014, 07:42:52 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 04, 2014, 07:37:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 04, 2014, 07:35:07 AM And I would say No, truthfully, with my halo intact. Your denial will only make you look guilty. My post count is a palindrome, and it's equal to 27 in binary. Nobody cares about your palindrome. At least my palindrome works. Yours is probably a medical mystery.
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Quote from: Semicolon on September 04, 2014, 07:50:38 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 04, 2014, 07:42:52 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 04, 2014, 07:37:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 04, 2014, 07:35:07 AM And I would say No, truthfully, with my halo intact. Your denial will only make you look guilty. My post count is a palindrome, and it's equal to 27 in binary. Nobody cares about your palindrome. At least my palindrome works. Yours is probably a medical mystery. Your palindrome is history, CBC will have one of her own in ten posts. And I will have a fancy one in fifty posts.