What did you find today?

[Semicolon]

  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag. 

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad?

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted. 

You de-hoarded too late.

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter! 

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is.

["couldbecousin"]

  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag. 

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad?

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted. 

You de-hoarded too late.

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter! 

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is.

  What if I lose the bell, smarty?  What then? 

[Semicolon]

  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag. 

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad?

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted. 

You de-hoarded too late.

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter! 

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is.

  What if I lose the bell, smarty?  What then? 

Attach the bell to a lanyard around your neck.

["couldbecousin"]

  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag. 

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad?

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted. 

You de-hoarded too late.

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter! 

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is.

  What if I lose the bell, smarty?  What then? 

Attach the bell to a lanyard around your neck.

  And then what, glue the hat to the bell?  Sure, that'd look normal. 

[Semicolon]

  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag. 

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad?

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted. 

You de-hoarded too late.

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter! 

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is.

  What if I lose the bell, smarty?  What then? 

Attach the bell to a lanyard around your neck.

  And then what, glue the hat to the bell?  Sure, that'd look normal. 

No, stitch the hat to the bell.

Why would you worry about looking normal when you have the Ass Burgers Disease?

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   

[Semicolon]

  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming.

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming.

  I'd rather be stealthy, and surprise them.          I guess I'm alone

[Semicolon]

  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming.

  I'd rather be stealthy, and surprise them.          I guess I'm alone

You were so stealthy that I'd thought that you'd left.

Perhaps you should give the rest of us warning of your arrival, to give us time to prepare.

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming.

  I'd rather be stealthy, and surprise them.          I guess I'm alone

You were so stealthy that I'd thought that you'd left.

Perhaps you should give the rest of us warning of your arrival, to give us time to prepare.

  I'd rather sneak in, make dozens of posts, then watch you scrambling to reply! 

[Semicolon]

  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming.

  I'd rather be stealthy, and surprise them.          I guess I'm alone

You were so stealthy that I'd thought that you'd left.

Perhaps you should give the rest of us warning of your arrival, to give us time to prepare.

  I'd rather sneak in, make dozens of posts, then watch you scrambling to reply! 

Where are these dozens of posts?

["couldbecousin"]

  I have been making dozens of posts, compelling you to post dozens of replies! 

[Semicolon]

  I have been making dozens of posts, compelling you to post dozens of replies! 

I have been quickly replying on my own because of my absence. I am still catching up.

["couldbecousin"]

  I have been making dozens of posts, compelling you to post dozens of replies! 

I have been quickly replying on my own because of my absence. I am still catching up.

  Sure, punctuation mark.  Whatever you say. 

[Semicolon]

  I have been making dozens of posts, compelling you to post dozens of replies! 

I have been quickly replying on my own because of my absence. I am still catching up.

  Sure, punctuation mark.  Whatever you say. 

If I stop posting, there's no one else here for you to reply to.