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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1740 on: January 21, 2014, 05:43:26 PM »
  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag.  :tard:

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad? :P

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted.  :P

You de-hoarded too late. :P

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter!  :viking:

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is. :cbc:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1741 on: January 21, 2014, 05:44:36 PM »
  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag.  :tard:

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad? :P

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted.  :P

You de-hoarded too late. :P

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter!  :viking:

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is. :cbc:

  What if I lose the bell, smarty?  What then?  :P
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1742 on: January 21, 2014, 05:49:33 PM »
  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag.  :tard:

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad? :P

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted.  :P

You de-hoarded too late. :P

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter!  :viking:

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is. :cbc:

  What if I lose the bell, smarty?  What then?  :P

Attach the bell to a lanyard around your neck. :thumbup:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1743 on: January 21, 2014, 05:53:23 PM »
  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag.  :tard:

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad? :P

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted.  :P

You de-hoarded too late. :P

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter!  :viking:

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is. :cbc:

  What if I lose the bell, smarty?  What then?  :P

Attach the bell to a lanyard around your neck. :thumbup:

  And then what, glue the hat to the bell?  Sure, that'd look normal.  :P
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1744 on: January 21, 2014, 06:01:28 PM »
  I found my hat.  It was flattened under a panel in the bottom of my bag.  :tard:

Why weren't you wearing it, if the weather is so bad? :P

  Because it was lost, as detailed in the post you quoted.  :P

You de-hoarded too late. :P

  Not too late, we'll have plenty more snow here this winter!  :viking:

Perhaps you should put a bell on the top of your hat so you always know where it is. :cbc:

  What if I lose the bell, smarty?  What then?  :P

Attach the bell to a lanyard around your neck. :thumbup:

  And then what, glue the hat to the bell?  Sure, that'd look normal.  :P

No, stitch the hat to the bell.

Why would you worry about looking normal when you have the Ass Burgers Disease? :autism:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1745 on: January 21, 2014, 06:03:13 PM »
  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   :GA:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1746 on: January 21, 2014, 06:12:07 PM »
  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   :GA:

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming. :orly:
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Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1747 on: January 21, 2014, 06:16:31 PM »
  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   :GA:

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming. :orly:

  I'd rather be stealthy, and surprise them.   :mischief:     :tard:  I guess I'm alone
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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People forget.
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1748 on: January 21, 2014, 08:51:08 PM »
  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   :GA:

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming. :orly:

  I'd rather be stealthy, and surprise them.   :mischief:     :tard:  I guess I'm alone

You were so stealthy that I'd thought that you'd left. :ninja:

Perhaps you should give the rest of us warning of your arrival, to give us time to prepare. :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1749 on: January 22, 2014, 12:51:53 AM »
  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   :GA:

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming. :orly:

  I'd rather be stealthy, and surprise them.   :mischief:     :tard:  I guess I'm alone

You were so stealthy that I'd thought that you'd left. :ninja:

Perhaps you should give the rest of us warning of your arrival, to give us time to prepare. :P

  I'd rather sneak in, make dozens of posts, then watch you scrambling to reply!  :evillaugh:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1750 on: January 22, 2014, 01:44:32 AM »
  I'm trying to cure myself, I can't be seen wearing a hat with a bell on top!   :GA:

It could be your trademark. Everyone would know you were coming. :orly:

  I'd rather be stealthy, and surprise them.   :mischief:     :tard:  I guess I'm alone

You were so stealthy that I'd thought that you'd left. :ninja:

Perhaps you should give the rest of us warning of your arrival, to give us time to prepare. :P

  I'd rather sneak in, make dozens of posts, then watch you scrambling to reply!  :evillaugh:

Where are these dozens of posts? :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1751 on: January 22, 2014, 02:14:35 AM »
  I have been making dozens of posts, compelling you to post dozens of replies!  :hahaha:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1752 on: January 22, 2014, 02:16:49 AM »
  I have been making dozens of posts, compelling you to post dozens of replies!  :hahaha:

I have been quickly replying on my own because of my absence. I am still catching up. :hamsterwheel:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1753 on: January 22, 2014, 02:18:33 AM »
  I have been making dozens of posts, compelling you to post dozens of replies!  :hahaha:

I have been quickly replying on my own because of my absence. I am still catching up. :hamsterwheel:

  Sure, punctuation mark.  Whatever you say.  :thumbup:
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Re: What did you find today?
« Reply #1754 on: January 22, 2014, 02:19:16 AM »
  I have been making dozens of posts, compelling you to post dozens of replies!  :hahaha:

I have been quickly replying on my own because of my absence. I am still catching up. :hamsterwheel:

  Sure, punctuation mark.  Whatever you say.  :thumbup:

If I stop posting, there's no one else here for you to reply to. :trollface:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.